bofh-excuse
The Bastard Operator From Hell-Style Excuse Server, as seen on pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/, ported to Ruby.
Installation
gem install bofh-excuse
Usage
$ bofh-excuse # Random excuse
$ bofh-excuse server [host:port] # Start HTTP excuse server on host:port
$ bofh-excuse help # Show this help message
$ bofh-excuse all # All excuses, separated by newlines