FOaaS

Ruby Interface to FOAAS (http://foaas.herokuapp.com/)

What is FOAAS?

FOAAS(Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

Usage

/off/:name/:from

Fuck::Off.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/you/:name/:from

Fuck::You.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/this/:from

Fuck::This.new(from: "Me").call

/that/:from

Fuck::That.new(from: "Me").call

/everything/:from

Fuck::Everything.new(from: "Me").call

/everyone/:from

Fuck::Everyone.new(from: "Me").call

/donut/:name/:from

Fuck::Donut.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/shakespeare/:name/:from

Fuck::Shakespeare.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/linus/:name/:from

Fuck::Linus.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/king/:name/:from

Fuck::King.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/pink/:from

Fuck::Pink.new(from: "Me").call

/life/:from

Fuck::Life.new(from: "Me").call

/chainsaw/:name/:from

Fuck::Chainsaw.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

/:thing/:from

Fuck::Thing.new(thing: "Anything", from: "Me").call

/thanks/:from

Fuck::Thanks.new(from: "Me").call

/flying/:from

Fuck::Flying.new(from: "Me").call

/fascinating/:from

Fuck::Fascinating.new(from: "Me").call

/outside/:name/:from

Fuck::Outside.new(name: "You", from: "Me").call

Contributing

FOAAS may add some new, fun features. Taking advantage of those new features may require updates. Please feel free to contribute. Caveat: tests or 'eff off ;)

1. Fork it
2. Create your feature branch (git checkout -b my-new-feature)
3. Commit your changes (git commit -am 'Add some feature')
4. Push to the branch (git push origin my-new-feature)
5. Create new Pull Request