*** READ ME ***

You don’t really have to. There’s nothing substantial in here. This is a simple introductory ruby program for playing a silly game and it’s just part of an introductory ruby course.

If you, somehow, for some reason, found yourself actually reading this, then I firstly want to apologize that you find yourself in that position. Secondly, I hope you have a nice day. Thirdly, I want to say “Hello!” from me, my wife Tiffany, my cats Spooky, Kazmir, Annika, Meatball, Pig, and Spice.

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.