Module: Memetron

Defined in:

lib/memetron/memes.rb,
lib/memetron/matcher.rb,
lib/memetron/version.rb

Defined Under Namespace

Classes: Matcher

Constant Summary

MEMES =

{
  # "a wild ruby library appears"
  :pokemon => /a wild (.+) appears/i,

  # "I don't always write regexp but when I do they break"
  :dos_equis => /I don'?t always (.+) but when I do (.+)/i,

  # "North Korea is best Korea"
  :is_best => /(\w+\b) (\w+\b) is best (\w+\b)/i,

  # Yo dawg I heard you like regexp so I put a regexp in your regexp so you can blah
  :yo_dawg => /yo dawg I hea?rd you like (.+) so I put a (.+) in your (.+) so you can (.+) while you (.+)/i,

  # cant tell if this project is going to go anywhere or just end up on the bottom of my github profile
  # not sure if blah or blah
  :fry => /(can'?t tell|not sure) if (.+) or (.+)/i,

  # lets take all the memes and put them over here
  :patrick => /let'?s take all the (.+) and put them over here/i,

  # "soon" or "soon." or "soon..."
  :soon => /^soon(\.|\.{3})?$/i,

  # Y U NO DO THIS?
  :y_u_no? => /(.*)Y U NO (.+)\?/i,

  # Hipster Kitty
  :hipster_kitty => /I liked (.*) before (.*)/i,

  # Bear Grylls
  :bear_grylls => /(.*) better drink my own piss/i,

  # I can haz cheeseburger
  :i_can_haz => /I can ha[zs] (.*)/i,

  # Jimmy McMillan is too damn high!
  :jimmy_mcmillan => /(.*) is too damn high!/i,
  
  # I find your lack of tests disturbing
  :darth_vader => /I find your lack of (.*) disturbing/i,
  
  # Prepare yourself, the procedurally generated memes are coming
  :sean_bean => /Prepare yourself,? the (.*) are coming/i,

  :orly => /(.*) orly\?/i,

  :all => /(.*) all the things/i,

  :obama => /(.*) not bad/i
}

VERSION =

"0.1.3"