Module: BruceBanner

Extended by:
Configuration
Defined in:
lib/bruce-banner.rb,
lib/bruce-banner/version.rb

Defined Under Namespace

Modules: Configuration

Constant Summary collapse

VERSION = 
"0.1.2"

Instance Attribute Summary collapse

Class Method Summary collapse

Instance Attribute Details

#defaults ⇒ Object

Hulk SMASH!



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# File 'lib/bruce-banner.rb', line 81

def defaults
  @defaults
end

Class Method Details

.configuration {|self.defaults| ... } ⇒ Object

configure-ater-iter-voodoo

Yields:



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# File 'lib/bruce-banner.rb', line 76

def self.configuration
  yield(self.defaults) if block_given?
end

.make_him_angry! ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bruce-banner.rb', line 5

def self.make_him_angry!
  # ASCII art from http://www.oocities.org/joan_stark/hulk.txt
  output = []
  output << "                 ,#####,                "
  output << "                 #_   _#                "
  output << "                 |e` `e|                "
  output << "                 |  u  |                "
  output << "                 \\  =  /                "
  output << "                 |\\___/|                "
  output << "        ___ ____/:     :\\____ ___       "
  output << "      .'   `.-===-\\   /-===-.`   '.     "
  output << '     /      .-"""""-.-"""""-.      \    '
  output << "    /'             =:=             '\\   "
  output << "  .'  ' .:    o   -=:=-   o    :. '  `. "
  output << "  (.'   /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\\   '.) "
  output << "  /' ._/   \".       :       .\"   \\_. '\\ "
  output << " |  .'|      \".  ---:---  .\"     |'.  | "
  output << " |  : |       |  ---:---  |      | :  | "
  output << "  \\ : |       |_____:_____|      | : /  "
  output << "  /   (       |----|------|      )   \\  "
  output << " /... .|      /`   |     '\\     |. ...\\  "
  output << "|::::/''     /    .L__.    \\    ''\\::::| "
  output << " \"\"\"\"       /      / \\       \\     \"\"\"\"  "
  output << "           :      /   \\      :          "
  output << "           |     /     \\     |          "
  output << "           \\    /       \\    /          "
  output << "            )  |         |  (           "
  output << "           /   |         |   \\          "
  output << "          (/\\/\\|         |/\\/\\)         "
  output << "           \\  |           |  /          "
  output << "            ) |           | (           "
  output << "       _.-'`   \\         /   `'-._      "
  output << "      :________/         \\________;     "
  output << ""
  output << "ASCII art from http://www.oocities.org/joan_stark/hulk.txt"

  puts output.join "\n"
end