Top Level Namespace

Defined Under Namespace

Modules: Insults, New Classes: A, B, C, Try

Constant Summary collapse

@@text = 
YAML.load(<<-text)
--- 
:fuckups: 
- "Ybbx vqvbg, '%f' qbrfa'g rkvfg. "
- Url fuvg svatref, gurer vf ab '%f'.
:includes: 
- "%f qbrfa'g arrq %f, jung gur uryy ner lbh guvaxvat?"
- Qb lbh ernyyl guvax lbhe %f jvyy qb nal orggre guna %f
- Bxnl, fb %f vaurevgrq %f. Abj jung?
text

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#fuckup ⇒ Object

:nodoc:



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# File 'lib/insults.rb', line 35

def fuckup #:nodoc:
  @@text[:fuckups][rand(@@text[:fuckups].size)]; 
end

#shiton ⇒ Object

:nodoc:



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# File 'lib/insults.rb', line 38

def shiton #:nodoc:
  @@text[:includes][rand(@@text[:includes].size)]; 
end