{
/what/ => %w/wut whut/, /you\b/ => %w/yu yous yoo u/,
/cture/ => ['kshur'], /unless/ => ['unles'],
/the\b/=> ['teh'], /more/ => ['moar'],
/my/ => %w/muh mah/, /are/ => %w/r is ar/,
/eese/ => ['eez'], /ph/ => ['f'],
/as\b/ => ['az'], /seriously/ => ['srsly'],
/er\b/ => ['r'], /sion/ => ['shun'],
/just/ => ['jus'], /ose\b/ => ['oze'],
/eady/ => ['eddy'], /ome?\b/ => ['um'],
/of\b/ => %w/of ov of/, /uestion/ => ['wesjun'],
/want/ => %w/wants/, /ead\b/ => ['edd'],
/ucke/ => %w/ukki ukke/, /sion/ => ['shun'],
/eak/ => %w/ekk/, /age/ => ['uj'],
/like/ => %w/likes liek/, /love/ => %w/loves lub lubs luv/,
/\bis\b/ => %w/ar teh ar/, /nd\b/ => ['n'],
/who/ => %w/hoo/, /\'/ => [''],
/ese\b/ => %w/eez/, /outh/ => %w/owf/,
/scio/ => ['shu'], /esque/ => %w/esk/,
/ture/ => ['chur'], /\btoo?\b/=> %w/to t 2 to t/,
/tious/ => ['shus'], /sure\b/ => ['shur'],
/tty\b/ => ['tteh'], /were/ => ['was'],
/ok\b/ => %w/'k kay/ , /\ba\b/ => [''],
/ym/ => ['im'], /thy\b/ => ['fee'],
/\wly\w/ => ['li'], /que\w/ => ['kwe'],
/oth/ => ['udd'], /ease/ => ['eez'],
/ing\b/ => %w/in ins ng ing/,
/have/ => %w/has hav haz a/,
/your/ => %w/yur ur yore yoar/,
/ove\b/ => %w/oov ove uuv uv oove/,
/for/ => %w/for 4 fr fur for foar/,
/thank/ => %w/fank tank thx thnx/,
/good/ => %w/gud goed guud gude gewd/,
/really/ => %w/rly rily rilly rilley/,
/world/ => %w/wurrld whirld wurld wrld/,
/i'?m\b/ => ['im'],
/(?!e)ight/ => ['ite'],
/(?!ues)tion/ => ['shun'],
/you\'?re/ => %w/yore yr/,
/\boh\b(?!.*hai)/ => %w/o ohs/,
/can\si\s(?:ple(?:a|e)(?:s|z)e?)?\s?have\sa/ => ['i can has'],
/(?:hello|\bhi\b|\bhey\b|howdy|\byo\b),?/ => ['oh hai,'],
/(?:god|allah|buddah?|diety)/ => ['ceiling cat'],
}