Module: TopGun

Defined in:
lib/top_gun.rb,
lib/top_gun/version.rb

Constant Summary collapse

LYRICS_DIR = 
File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lyrics'
VERSION = 
"0.1.0"

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.danger_zone ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 22

def self.danger_zone
  say :file => 'danger_zone.txt'
end

.goose ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 30

def self.goose
  say :text => something_awesome(:goose), :voice  => :junior
end

.mav ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 34

def self.mav
  say :text => something_awesome(:mav), :voice  => :bruce
end

.playing_with_the_boys ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 38

def self.playing_with_the_boys
  say :file => 'playing_with_the_boys.txt'
end

.say(opts) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 6

def self.say(opts)
  commands = []

  if text = opts[:text]
    commands << text
  else
    commands << "-f #{File.join(LYRICS_DIR, opts[:file])}"
  end

  if voice = opts[:voice]
    commands << "-v #{voice}"
  end

  `say #{commands.join(' ')}`
end

.something_awesome(by_who) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 42

def self.something_awesome(by_who)
  case by_who
  when :mav
    ["eyell hit the breaks and he will fly right bye",
     "Too close for miss els, eyem switching to guns.",
     "Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flybye",
     "You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead."]
  when :goose
    ["Cum on Mav, do some of that pilot shit!",
     "No, mav, this is not a good idea",
     "You must have carnal knowledge of a lady this time, on the premises",
     "Yee ha!! Jesters dead!"]
  end.sort_by{ rand }.first
end

.take_my_breath_away ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/top_gun.rb', line 26

def self.take_my_breath_away
  say :file => 'take_my_breath_away.txt', :voice => :victoria
end