Module: Txtspk

Defined in:
lib/txtspk.rb,
lib/txtspk.rb,
lib/txtspk/version.rb

Defined Under Namespace

Modules: CoreExtensions

Constant Summary collapse

CONTRACTIONS =
{
  '\1n\'t' => ['(are|can|could|did|does|do|had|ought|has|should|have|is|were|might|must|will|would) not', '(can)not', '(sha)ll not'],
  '\1\'d' => ['(it|i|she|he|who|they|we|you) (had|would)'],
  '\1\'ll' => ['(i|she|he|they|what|who|you) (will|shall)'],
  '\1\'s' => ['(it|he|she|that|there|what|where|who) (is|has)', '(let) us'],
  '\1\'m' => ['(i) am'],
  '\1\'ve' => ['(i|they|we|what|who|you) have'],
  '\1\'re' => ['(they|we|what|who|you) are']
}
ABBREVIATIONS =
{
    '0' => ['zero'],
    '1' => ['one'],
    '10Q' => ['thank you'],
    '121' => ['one to one'],
    '1337' => ['leet', 'elite'],
    '1457' => ['last'],
    '1CE' => ['once'],
    '2' => ['two', 'to', 'too'],
    '26Y4U' => ['too sexy for you'],
    '2BONO' => ['to be or not to be'],
    '2DAY' => ['today'],
    '2MOR' => ['tomorrow'],
    '2n8' => ['two and eight'],
    '3' => ['three'],
    '4' => ['for', 'four'],
    '411' => ['info'],
    '4EVER' => ['forever'],
    '4FRNFR' => ['for( ever)? and ever'],
    '5' => ['five'],
    '6' => ['six'],
    '7' => ['seven'],
    '7K' => ['sick'],
    '8' => ['eight'],
    '9' => ['nine'],
    ':)s' => ['smiles'],
    '@TEOTD' => ['At The End Of The Day'],
    'A3' => ['Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace'],
    'A41A14A' => ['All For One And One For All'],
    'AAAAA' => ['American Association Against Acronym Abuse'],
    'AAF' => ['As A Friend'],
    'AAK' => ['Asleep At Keyboard'],
    'AAMOF' => ['As a matter of fact'],
    'AAMOI' => ['As A Matter Of Interest'],
    'AAR' => ['At Any Rate'],
    'AAR8' => ['At Any Rate'],
    'AAS' => ['Alive And Smiling'],
    'AATK' => ['Always At The Keyboard'],
    'AAYF' => ['As Always, Your Friend'],
    'AB' => ['Ass Backwards'],
    'ABITHIWT' => ['A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush'],
    'ABRS' => ['Abbreviations'],
    'ABT2' => ['About To'],
    'ACD' => ['Alt Control Delete'],
    'ACE' => ['Access Control Entry'],
    'ACK' => ['Acknowledgement'],
    'ADAD' => ['Another Day Another Dollar'],
    'ADBB' => ['All Done Bye Bye'],
    'ADIH' => ['Another Day In Hell'],
    'ADIP' => ['Another Day In Paradise'],
    'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
    'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
    'ADR' => ['Address'],
    'AEAP' => ['As Early As Possible'],
    'AFAGAY' => ['A Friend As Good As You'],
    'AFAHMASP' => ['A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted'],
    'AFAIC' => ['As far as I\'m concerned'],
    'AFAICS' => ['As Far As I Can See'],
    'AFAICT' => ['As far as I can tell'],
    'AFAIK' => ['As Far As I Know'],
    'AFAIU' => ['As Far As I Understand'],
    'AFAIUI' => ['As Far As I Understand It'],
    'AFAP' => ['As Far As Possible'],
    'AFC' => ['Away From Computer'],
    'AFDN' => ['Any Fucking Day Now'],
    'AFIAA' => ['As Far As I Am Aware'],
    'AFINIAFI' => ['A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed'],
    'AFK' => ['Away From Keyboard'],
    'AFU' => ['All fucked up'],
    'AFZ' => ['Acronym free zone'],
    'AGKWE' => ['And God Knows What Else'],
    'AIAMU' => ['And I\'m a monkey\'s uncle'],
    'AIH' => ['As It Happens'],
    'AIMB' => ['As I Mentioned Before'],
    'AIMP' => ['Always In My Prayers'],
    'AISE' => ['As I Said Earlier'],
    'AISI' => ['As I see it'],
    'AKA' => ['Also Known As'],
    'ALAP' => ['As Late As Possible'],
    'ALOL' => ['Actually Laughing Out Loud'],
    'ALTG' => ['Act Locally, Think Globally'],
    'AMAP' => ['As Many As Possible'],
    'AMBW' => ['All my best wishes'],
    'AMF' => [' Adios, motherfucker!'],
    'AML' => ['All My Love'],
    'ANFAWFOW' => ['And now for a word from our web sponsor'],
    'ANFSCD' => ['And Now For Something Completely Different'],
    'AOAS' => ['All of a sudden'],
    'AOB' => ['Abuse Of Bandwidth'],
    'AOL' => ['Army of lamers'],
    'AP' => ['Apple pie'],
    'ASAFP' => ['As Soon As "Friggin" Possible'],
    'ASAP' => ['As Soon As Possible'],
    'ASL' => ['Age, Sex, Location?'],
    'ASLMH' => ['Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?'],
    'ATK' => ['At The Keyboard'],
    'ATM' => ['At The Moment'],
    'ATST' => ['At the same time'],
    'ATW' => ['All the Web or Around the Web'],
    'AWGTHTGT' => ['Are we going to have to go through this again?'],
    'AWOL' => ['Absent Without Leave'],
    'AYK' => ['As You Know'],
    'AYSOS' => ['Are You Stupid Or Something?'],
    'AYTMTB' => ['And you\'re telling me this because?'],
    'B' => ['be'],
    'B4' => ['Before'],
    'B4N' => ['Bye For Now'],
    'B4U' => ['Before You'],
    'B4YKI' => ['Before You Know It'],
    'BAG' => ['Bursting A Gut'],
    'BAK' => ['Back At Keyboard'],
    'BAU' => ['Business As Usual'],
    'BB' => ['Bathroom break'],
    'BB4N' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
    'BBBG' => ['Bye Bye Be Good'],
    'BBFBBM' => ['Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel'],
    'BBFN' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
    'BBIAB' => ['Be back in a bit'],
    'BBIAF' => ['Be back in a few'],
    'BBIAS' => ['Be Back In A Sec'],
    'BBIAW' => ['Be Back In A While'],
    'BBL' => ['Be Back Later'],
    'BBN' => ['Bye, Bye Now'],
    'BBS' => ['Be Back Soon'],
    'BBSD' => ['Be Back Soon Darling'],
    'BBSL' => ['Be Back Sooner or Later'],
    'BBT' => ['Be Back Tomorrow'],
    'BC' => ['Because'],
    'BCBS' => ['Big company, big school'],
    'BCNU' => ['be seeing you'],
    'BCOZ' => ['Because'],
    'BD' => ['Big Deal'],
    'BDC' => ['Big dumb company or Big dot com'],
    'BDN' => ['Big damn number'],
    'BEOS' => ['Nudge'],
    'BF' => ['Boyfriend'],
    'BFD' => ['Big fucking deal'],
    'BFF' => ['Best Friends Forever'],
    'BFN' => ['Bye For Now'],
    'BG' => ['Big grin'],
    'BHOF' => ['Bald headed old fart'],
    'BIF' => ['Basis in fact or before I forget'],
    'BIOYN' => ['Blow it Out Your Nose'],
    'BITD' => ['Back in the day'],
    'BITMT' => ['But in the meantime'],
    'BKA' => ['Better Known As'],
    'BM' => ['Byte me'],
    'BMOTA' => ['Byte me on the ass'],
    'BMW' => ['Be My Wife'],
    'BNF' => ['Big name fan'],
    'BO' => ['buzz off'],
    'BOHICA' => ['Bend over, here it comes again'],
    'BOT' => ['Back on topic'],
    'BR' => ['Bathroom'],
    'BRB' => ['Be Right Back'],
    'BRT' => ['Be Right There'],
    'BS' => ['Big Smile'],
    'BSF' => ['But Seriously, Folks'],
    'BT' => ['Byte This'],
    'BTA' => ['But then again or Before the attacks'],
    'BTDT' => ['been there done that'],
    'BTDTGTS' => ['Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt'],
    'BTHOOM' => ['Beats The Heck Out Of Me'],
    'BTOBS' => ['Be there or be square'],
    'BTSOOM' => ['Beats the shit out of me'],
    'BTW' => ['By The Way'],
    'BTWBO' => ['Be there with bells on'],
    'bugly' => ['Butt Ugly'],
    'BW' => ['Best Wishes'],
    'BWDIK' => ['But what do I know?'],
    'BWO' => ['Black, white or other'],
    'BYKT' => ['But you Knew That'],
    'BYORL' => ['Bring your own rocket launcher'],
    'C' => ['see'],
    'C4N' => ['Ciao for now'],
    'CB' => ['Chat brat'],
    'CFD' => ['Call for discussion'],
    'CFV' => ['Call for vote'],
    'CIAO' => ['Goodbye (in Italian)'],
    'CID' => ['consider it done'],
    'CIS' => ['CompuServe Information Service'],
    'CMF' => ['Count my fingers'],
    'CNP' => ['Continued in my next post'],
    'COB' => ['Close Of Business'],
    'CofS' => ['Church of Scientology'],
    'COZ' => ['because'],
    'CP' => ['Sleepy'],
    'CP' => ['Cross post'],
    'CRAFT' => ['Can\'t remember a fucking thing'],
    'CRAP' => ['Cheap, redundant assorted products'],
    'CT' => ['City'],
    'CTC' => ['Choking the chicken'],
    'CTN' => ['Can\'t Talk Now'],
    'CU' => ['See You'],
    'CUL' => ['See You Later'],
    'CUL8ER' => ['See You Later'],
    'CUL8R' => ['See You Later'],
    'CUL8TR' => ['See you later'],
    'CUNS' => ['See You In School!'],
    'CUZ' => ['Because'],
    'CWOT' => ['Complete Waste Of Time'],
    'CWYL' => ['Chat with you later'],
    'CY' => ['Calm Yourself'],
    'CYA' => ['See Ya'],
    'CYL' => ['See You Later'],
    'CYT' => ['See You Tomorrow'],
    'DA' => ['the'],
    'DAMIFINO' => ['Damn, if I know'],
    'DARFC' => ['Ducking And Running For Cover'],
    'DBAU' => ['Doing business as usual'],
    'DD' => ['Due diligence'],
    'DDD' => ['Direct distance dial'],
    'DF' => ['Dear Friend'],
    'DH' => ['Dear Hubby or Husband'],
    'DIKU' => ['Do I Know You'],
    'DILLIGAD' => ['Do I look like I give a damn?'],
    'DILLIGAF' => ['Do I look like I give a fuck?'],
    'DILLIGAS' => ['Do I look like I give a shit?'],
    'DINK' => ['Double Income No Kids'],
    'DIY' => ['Do it yourself'],
    'DL' => ['Download'],
    'DNC' => ['Does Not Compute'],
    'DND' => ['Do Not Disturb'],
    'DUST' => ['Did You See That?'],
    'DWL' => ['Dying with laughter'],
    'DWYM' => ['Does what you mean'],
    'DXNRY' => ['Dictionary'],
    'DYLM' => ['do you like me'],
    'DYOFDW' => ['Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work'],
    'DYSTSOTT' => ['Did you see the size of that thing?'],
    'E123' => ['Easy as One, Two, Three'],
    'EAK' => ['Eating at Keyboard'],
    'EG' => ['Evil grin'],
    'EL' => ['Evil Laugh'],
    'EM' => ['Excuse Me?'],
    'EMFJI' => ['Excuse me for jumping in'],
    'EOD' => ['End of discussion'],
    'EOM' => ['End of message'],
    'EOT' => ['End of transmission'],
    'ESO' => ['Equipment smarter than operator'],
    'EULA' => ['End-User License Agreement'],
    'EWI' => ['E-mailing while intoxicated'],
    'EZ' => ['easy'],
    'F2F' => ['Flesh to flesh or Face to face'],
    'F2T' => ['free to talk'],
    'FAB' => ['Features, attributes, benefits'],
    'FAI' => ['Frequently argued issue'],
    'FAQ' => ['Frequently Asked Questions'],
    'FAQL' => ['Frequently Asked Questions List'],
    'FAWC' => ['For Anyone Who Cares'],
    'FBKS' => ['Failure between keyboard and seat'],
    'FBOW' => ['For better or worse'],
    'FBUGLY' => ['Fucking Butt Ugly'],
    'FC' => ['Fingers Crossed'],
    'FE' => ['Fatal error'],
    'FF' => ['Friends Forever'],
    'FFPN' => ['Fresh fields and pastures new'],
    'FISH' => ['First in, Still Here'],
    'FITB' => ['Fill in the Blanks'],
    'FIWDIM' => ['Fuck It, We\'ll Do It Monday...'],
    'FO' => ['fuck off'],
    'FOAD' => ['Fuck Off And Die'],
    'FOAF' => ['Friend of a friend'],
    'FOC' => ['Free of Charge'],
    'FOCL' => ['Falling off chair laughing'],
    'FOFL' => ['Falling on Floor Laughing'],
    'FOTFLOL' => ['falling on the floor, laughing out loud'],
    'FRED' => ['fucking ridiculous electronic device'],
    'FRM' => ['from'],
    'FSCK' => ['File System Check'],
    'FTASB' => ['Faster than a speeding bullet'],
    'FTBSITTTD' => ['Fuck The Bull Shit It\'s Time To Throw Down'],
    'FTFTFWMF' => ['Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers'],
    'FTITM' => ['First Thing In The Morning'],
    'FTL' => ['Faster than light'],
    'FTMFW' => ['For The Mother Fucking Win'],
    'FTMFWB' => ['For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches'],
    'FTTB' => ['For the time being'],
    'FTTYYGTS' => ['Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit'],
    'FTW' => ['For The Win'],
    'FUBAB' => ['fucked up beyond all belief'],
    'FUBAR' => ['fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair'],
    'FUBB' => ['Fucked Up Beyond Belief'],
    'FUBIO' => ['Fuck You Buddy I\'m Out'],
    'FUD' => ['Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt'],
    'FWD' => ['Forward'],
    'FWIW' => ['For What It\'s Worth'],
    'FYA' => ['For your amusement'],
    'FYI' => ['For Your Information'],
    'FYIFV' => ['fuck you, I\'m fully vested'],
    'FYIV' => ['fuck you, I\'m vested'],
    'FYM' => ['For your misinformation'],
    'FYYSOS' => ['Fuck you, you sack of shit'],
    'G' => ['Grin'],
    'G2G' => ['Got to Go'],
    'G9' => ['Genius'],
    'GA' => ['Go ahead'],
    'GAL' => ['Get A Life'],
    'GALGAL' => ['Give A Little Get A Little'],
    'GBH' => ['Great Big Hug'],
    'GBTW' => ['Get back to work'],
    'GDR' => ['Grinning, Ducking and Running'],
    'GF' => ['Girlfirend'],
    'GFC' => ['Going for coffee'],
    'GFETE' => ['Grinning from ear to ear'],
    'GFN' => ['Gone for now'],
    'GG' => ['Good Game'],
    'GGN' => ['Gotta Go Now'],
    'GHP' => ['Good hand partner (for online card games)'],
    'GIGO' => ['Garbage in, garbage out'],
    'GJIAGDVYCN' => ['Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt'],
    'GL' => ['Good luck'],
    'GLLA' => ['Great lovers love alike'],
    'GLYASDI' => ['God loves you and so do I'],
    'GMBO' => ['Giggling my butt off'],
    'GMTA' => ['Great Minds Think Alike'],
    'GMTFT' => ['Great minds think for themselves'],
    'GNBLFY' => ['Got nothing but love for you'],
    'GR8' => ['Great!'],
    'GRD' => ['Grinning, running and ducking'],
    'GRMBL' => ['Grumble'],
    'GRRRR' => ['Growling'],
    'GSOAS' => ['Go sit on a snake'],
    'GSOH' => ['Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)'],
    'GTG' => ['got to go'],
    'GTGB' => ['Got to go, bye'],
    'GTGP' => ['Got to go pee'],
    'GTH' => ['Go To Hell'],
    'GTSY' => ['Glad to see ya'],
    'GYPO' => ['Get your pants off'],
    'H8' => ['hate'],
    'HAB' => ['Hot Asian babe'],
    'HACK' => ['To use something not in its intended manner.'],
    'HAGD' => ['Have a Great Day'],
    'HAGN' => ['Have a good night'],
    'HAGO' => ['Have a good one'],
    'HAK' => ['Hugs and kisses'],
    'HAND' => ['have a nice day'],
    'HB' => ['Hurry back'],
    'hbtu' => ['Happy Birthday To You'],
    'HD' => ['Hold'],
    'HF' => ['Hello, Friend'],
    'HH' => ['Hold Hands'],
    'HHIS' => ['Hanging head in shame'],
    'HHO12K' => ['Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)'],
    'HHOJ' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Joking'],
    'HHOK' => ['Ha ha, only kidding'],
    'HHOS' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious'],
    'HHTYAY' => ['Happy Holidays To You And Yours'],
    'HIH' => ['Hope It Helps'],
    'HIOOC' => ['Help! I\'m out of coffee'],
    'HOAS' => ['Hold On A Sec'],
    'HOHA' => ['Hollywood hacker'],
    'HOT4U' => ['hot for you'],
    'HTH' => ['Hope this helps'],
    'HUA' => ['Heads up ace'],
    'HUD' => ['How You Doing?'],
    'HUGZ' => ['Hugs'],
    'HUYA' => ['Head up your ass'],
    'HW' => ['Homework'],
    'I 1DR' => ['I Wonder'],
    'IAC' => ['In any case'],
    'IAE' => ['In any event'],
    'IAITS' => ['It\'s all in the subject'],
    'IANAC' => ['I am not a crook'],
    'IANAE' => ['I Am Not an Expert'],
    'IANAL' => ['I am not a lawyer'],
    'IAT' => ['I Am Tired'],
    'IAYL' => ['In A While'],
    'IBRB' => ['I Will Be Right Back'],
    'IBT' => ['In between technology'],
    'IBTD' => ['I beg to differ'],
    'IC' => ['I See'],
    'ICBW' => ['I Could Be Wrong'],
    'ICQ' => ['I Seek you'],
    'ID10T' => ['Idiot'],
    'IDC' => ['I Don\'t Care'],
    'IDK' => ['I Don\'t Know'],
    'IDL' => ['Ideal'],
    'IDM' => ['It Does Not Matter'],
    'IEF' => ['It\'s esther\'s fault'],
    'IFAB' => ['I found a bug'],
    'IFU' => ['I fucked up'],
    'IGGP' => ['I gotta go pee'],
    'IGTP' => ['I Get The Point'],
    'IHAIM' => ['I Have Another Instant Message'],
    'IHNO' => ['I Have No Opinion'],
    'IHTFP' => ['I Have Truly Found Paradise'],
    'IHTFP' => ['I Hate This Fucking Place'],
    'IIIO' => ['Intel inside, idiot outside'],
    'IIMAD' => ['If it makes any difference'],
    'IIR' => ['If I Remember or If I Recall'],
    'IIRC' => ['If I remember correctly'],
    'IIWM' => ['If it were me'],
    'ILICISCOMK' => ['I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard'],
    'ILU' => ['I Love You'],
    'ILY' => ['I love you'],
    'IM' => ['Instant messaging'],
    'IMCO' => ['In my considered opinion'],
    'IMHO' => ['In My Honest/Humble Opinion'],
    'IMNSHO' => ['in my not so humble opinion'],
    'IMO' => ['In My Opinion'],
    'IMOW' => ['In My Own Words'],
    'IMPE' => ['In my previous/personal experience'],
    'IMS' => ['I Am Sorry'],
    'IMVHO' => ['In my very humble opinion'],
    'INMP' => ['It\'s not my problem'],
    'INPO' => ['In no particular order'],
    'IOH' => ['I\'m outta here'],
    'IOTTMCO' => ['Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer'],
    'IOU' => ['I owe you'],
    'IOW' => ['In Other Words'],
    'IPN' => ['I\'m posting naked'],
    'IRC' => ['Internet Relay Chat'],
    'IRL' => ['In Real Life'],
    'ISS' => ['I said so'],
    'ISTM' => ['It Seems to Me'],
    'ISTR' => ['I Seem To Remember'],
    'ISWYM' => ['I See What You Mean'],
    'ITM' => ['In the money'],
    'IUM' => ['If You Must'],
    'IUSS' => ['If you say so'],
    'IYKWIM' => ['If you know what i mean'],
    'IYKWIMAI' => ['If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do'],
    'IYO' => ['In your opinion'],
    'IYQ' => ['I like you'],
    'IYSS' => ['If you say so'],
    'IYSWIM' => ['If you see what I mean'],
    'JAD' => ['Just Another day'],
    'JAFO' => ['Just another fucking onlooker'],
    'JAM' => ['Just A Minute'],
    'JAS' => ['Just a second'],
    'JC' => ['Just checking'],
    'JIC' => ['Just in case'],
    'JK' => ['Just kidding'],
    'JM2C' => ['Just My 2 Cents'],
    'JOOTT' => ['Just one of those things'],
    'JPYL' => ['Just pulling your leg'],
    'JT' => ['Just Teasing'],
    'JW' => ['Just wondering (Wondered)'],
    'JYYC' => ['Just yanking your chain'],
    'K' => ['okay'],
    'KBD' => ['Keyboard'],
    'KFY' => ['Kiss for you'],
    'KHUF' => ['Know How You Feel'],
    'KIR' => ['Keep It Real'],
    'KISS' => ['Keep It Simple, Stupid'],
    'KIT' => ['Keep in touch'],
    'KMA' => ['Kiss my ass'],
    'KMRIA' => ['Kiss my royal Irish arse'],
    'KOK' => ['Knock'],
    'KOTC' => ['Kiss on the cheek'],
    'KOTL' => ['Kiss on the lips'],
    'KWIM' => ['Know what i mean'],
    'KYPO' => ['Keep your pants on'],
    'L8' => ['late'],
    'L8ER' => ['later'],
    'L8R' => ['Later'],
    'L8RS' => ['Laters'],
    'L8TR' => ['Later'],
    'LAGNAF' => ['Let\'s all get naked and fuck!'],
    'LAQ' => ['Lame ass quote'],
    'LD' => ['Long distance'],
    'LDR' => ['Long Distance Relationship'],
    'LDTTWA' => ['Let\'s do the time warp again'],
    'LIFO' => ['Last in, first out'],
    'LLTA' => ['Lots and lots of thunderous applause'],
    'LMAO' => ['Laugh My Ass Off'],
    'LMFAO' => ['Laughing My Fucking Ass Off'],
    'LMIRL' => ['Let\'s meet in real life'],
    'LMK' => ['Let me know'],
    'Lndn' => ['London'],
    'LOL' => ['Laugh Out Loud'],
    'LOL' => ['Lots Of Love'],
    'LOLA' => ['Laugh Out Loud Again'],
    'LOOL' => ['Laughing Outragously Out Loud'],
    'LOPSOD' => ['Long on promises, short on delivery'],
    'LQTM' => ['Laughing Quietly To Myself'],
    'LRF' => ['Little rubber feet'],
    'LTNS' => ['Long Time No See'],
    'LTNT' => ['Long time, no talk'],
    'LTR' => ['Long term relationship'],
    'LULAB' => ['Love you like a brother'],
    'LULAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
    'LV' => ['love'],
    'LWR' => ['Launch When Ready'],
    'LYL' => ['Love ya lots'],
    'LYLAB' => ['Love You Like a Brother'],
    'LYLAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
    'M8' => ['Mate'],
    'M8 or M8' => ['Mate or Mates'],
    'MFD' => ['Multi-Function Device'],
    'MfG' => ['Mit freundlichen Gruessen'],
    'MHBFY' => ['My Heart Bleeds For You'],
    'MIHAP' => ['May I Have Your Attention Please'],
    'MKOP' => ['My Kind Of Place'],
    'MM' => ['Market Maker'],
    'MMFU' => ['my mate fancies you'],
    'MMHA2U' => ['My Most Humble Apologies To You'],
    'MMS' => ['Multimedia Messaging System'],
    'mo' => ['Moment'],
    'mofo' => ['Mother Fucker'],
    'MOMPL' => ['One Moment Please'],
    'MOO' => ['Mud, Object-Oriented'],
    'MOOS' => ['Member Of The Opposite Sex'],
    'MorF' => ['Male or Female?'],
    'MOSS' => ['Member Of The Same Sex'],
    'MOTAS' => ['Member Of The Appropriate Sex'],
    'MOTD' => ['Message Of The Day'],
    'MOTSS' => ['Members Of The Same Sex'],
    'MSG' => ['Message'],
    'MTBF' => ['Mean Time Between Failure'],
    'MTE' => ['My Thoughts Exactly'],
    'MTFBWU' => ['may the force be with you'],
    'MTFBWY' => ['May The Force Be With You'],
    'MUBAR' => ['Messed up Beyond All Recognition'],
    'MWBRL' => ['More Will Be Revealed Later'],
    'MYOB' => ['Mind your own Business'],
    'N00B' => ['Noobie (New Person)'],
    'N1' => ['Nice One'],
    'N2M' => ['Not To Mention'],
    'NA' => ['Not applicable','n/a', 'Not affiliated'],
    'NAK' => ['Nursing at keyboard'],
    'NALOPKT' => ['Not A Lot of People Know That'],
    'NAP' => ['Not a problem'],
    'NBD' => ['No big deal'],
    'NBIF' => ['No basis in fact'],
    'NC' => ['No comment'],
    'NCG' => ['New college graduate'],
    'NE' => ['any'],
    'NE1' => ['Anyone'],
    'NE1' => ['anyone'],
    'NE1 ER' => ['Anyone Here?'],
    'NETHNG' => ['anything'],
    'NF' => ['Nucking Futs', 'Fucking Nuts'],
    'NFC' => ['No fucking clue'],
    'NFI' => ['No fucking idea'],
    'NFW' => ['No fucking way'],
    'NG' => ['New gme'],
    'NIFOC' => ['Nude in front of the computer'],
    'NIM' => ['No internal message'],
    'NIMBY' => ['Not in my back yard'],
    'NIMQ' => ['Not in my queue'],
    'NINJA' => ['No Income, No Job, or Assets'],
    'NM' => ['NeverMind'],
    'NMP' => ['Not my problem'],
    'NO1' => ['no one'],
    'NOYB' => ['None of your business'],
    'NP' => ['no problem'],
    'NQOCD' => ['Not quite our class, dear'],
    'NRG' => ['Energy'],
    'NRN' => ['No Reply Necessary'],
    'NSFW' => ['Not Safe For Work'],
    'NT' => ['No text'],
    'NTK' => ['Nice To Know'],
    'NTYMI' => ['Now That You Mention It'],
    'NUFF' => ['Enough Said'],
    'NVM' => ['Nevermind'],
    'NW' => ['No Way!'],
    'NYCFS' => ['New York City finger salute'],
    'OAUS' => ['On an unrelated subject'],
    'OBTW' => ['Oh, by the way'],
    'OEM' => ['Original equipment manufacturer'],
    'OIC' => ['Oh I See'],
    'OK' => ['All Correct'],
    'OLL' => ['Online love'],
    'OMDB' => ['Over My Dead Body'],
    'OMFG' => ['Oh my fucking God'],
    'OMG' => ['Oh My God'],
    'OMIK' => ['Open mouth, insert keyboard'],
    'ONNA' => ['Oh no, not again!'],
    'ONNTA' => ['Oh No, Not This Again'],
    'OOC' => ['Out of character'],
    'OOF' => ['Out Of Facility'],
    'OOI' => ['Out Of Interest'],
    'OOO' => ['Out of office'],
    'OOTB' => ['Out of the box or Out of the blue'],
    'OOTC' => ['Obligatory on topic comment'],
    'OS' => ['Operating system'],
    'OT' => ['Off topic'],
    'OTOH' => ['On the other hand'],
    'OTP' => ['On the Phone'],
    'OTT' => ['Over The Top'],
    'OTTOMH' => ['Off the Top of my Head'],
    'OUSU' => ['Oh, You Shut Up'],
    'OWTTE' => ['Or words to that effect'],
    'OZ' => ['Australia'],
    'PANS' => ['Pretty awesome new stuff'],
    'PAW' => ['parents are watching'],
    'PCM' => ['Please call me'],
    'PD' => ['Public Domain'],
    'PDOMA' => ['Pulled directly out of my ass'],
    'PDQ' => ['Pretty Darn Quick'],
    'PEBCAK' => ['Problem exists between chair and keyboard'],
    'PIMP' => ['Peeing in my pants'],
    'PITA' => ['Pain In The Arse'],
    'PLS' => ['please'],
    'PM' => ['Personal Message'],
    'PMFJI' => ['Pardon me for jumping in'],
    'PMIGBOM' => ['Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth'],
    'PMJI' => ['Pardon My Jumping In'],
    'PML' => ['Piss Myself Laughing'],
    'PMP' => ['Peeing my pants'],
    'PMPF' => ['Piss My Pants Funny'],
    'PO' => ['Piss off'],
    'POETS' => ['Piss on everyone, tomorrow\'s Saturday'],
    'PONA' => ['Person of no account'],
    'POOF' => ['Good-bye'],
    'POS' => ['Parent over shoulder'],
    'POV' => ['Point of view'],
    'PPL' => ['People'],
    'PRT' => ['Party'],
    'PRW' => ['Parents Are Watching'],
    'PS' => ['Post Script'],
    'PTB' => ['Please Text Back'],
    'PU' => ['That Stinks'],
    'PZA' => ['Pizza'],
    'QL' => ['Quit Laughing!'],
    'QS' => ['Quit Scrolling'],
    'QT' => ['Cutie'],
    'R' => ['are'],
    'RAT' => ['Remotely activated trojan'],
    'RBAY' => ['Right Back At Ya'],
    'RBTL' => ['Read between the lines'],
    'RD' => ['Research and development'],
    'RE' => ['Regards or Hello Again'],
    'REHI' => ['Hello again or Re-hi'],
    'RFD' => ['Request For Discussion'],
    'RFR' => ['Really fucking rich'],
    'RFS' => ['Really fucking soon'],
    'RKBA' => ['Right to keep and bear arms'],
    'RL' => ['Real life'],
    'RLF' => ['Real life friend'],
    'RLR' => ['Earlier'],
    'RMLB' => ['Read my lips baby'],
    'RMMM' => ['Read my mail man!'],
    'RN' => ['Right now!'],
    'ROFL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing'],
    'ROFLMAO' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off'],
    'ROFLOL' => ['Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud'],
    'ROTFL' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing'],
    'ROTFLMAO' => ['Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off'],
    'ROTFLOL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud'],
    'ROTM' => ['Right on the money'],
    'RPG' => ['Role playing games'],
    'RR' => ['Rest and relaxation'],
    'RSN' => ['Real soon now'],
    'RTBS' => ['Reason to be single'],
    'RTDox' => ['Read the documentations'],
    'RTFAQ' => ['Read the FAQ File'],
    'RTFI' => ['read the fucking instructions'],
    'RTFM' => ['read the fucking manual'],
    'RTFM' => ['Read the Fucking Manual'],
    'RTK' => ['Return to keyboard'],
    'RTM' => ['Read the manual'],
    'RU' => ['are you'],
    'RUMORF' => ['Are You Male Or Female'],
    'RUOK' => ['are you okay'],
    'RUUP4IT' => ['Are You Up For It'],
    'RX' => ['Regards'],
    'RYO' => ['Roll your own'],
    'S2R' => ['Send To Receive'],
    'S4L' => ['Spam For Life'],
    'SBIA' => ['Stands Back In Amazement'],
    'SBTA' => ['Sorry, Being Thick Again'],
    'SCNR' => ['Sorry, Could Not Resist'],
    'SED' => ['Said Enough Darling'],
    'SETE' => ['Smiling Ear to Ear'],
    'SF' => ['Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction'],
    'SFAIAA' => ['So Far As I Am Aware'],
    'SFETE' => ['Smiling From Ear To Ear'],
    'sfw' => ['Safe For Work'],
    'SG4IT' => ['Search Google For It'],
    'SH' => ['Shit Happens'],
    'SITCOMs' => ['Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage'],
    'SITD' => ['Still In The Dark'],
    'SK8' => ['Skate'],
    'SLIRK' => ['Smart Little Rich Kid'],
    'SMAIM' => ['Send Me An Instant Message'],
    'SME' => ['Subject Matter Expert'],
    'SMEM' => ['Send Me E-Mail'],
    'SMPF' => ['Shit My Pants Funny'],
    'SMS' => ['Short Message Service'],
    'SNAFU' => ['Situation Normal, All Fucked Up'],
    'SNAG' => ['Sensitive New Age Guy'],
    'SNERT' => ['Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager'],
    'SO' => ['Significant Other'],
    'SOHF' => ['Sense Of Humor Failure'],
    'SOL' => ['Shit Out of Luck'],
    'SOP' => ['Standard Operating Procedure'],
    'SorG' => ['Straight or Gay?'],
    'SOZ' => ['sorry'],
    'SRO' => ['Standing Room Only'],
    'SSDD' => ['Same Shit Different Day'],
    'SSEWBA' => ['Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms'],
    'STATS' => ['Your sex and age'],
    'STFU' => ['Shut The Fuck Up!'],
    'STM' => ['Spank The Monkey'],
    'STR8' => ['Straight'],
    'STYS' => ['Speak To You Soon'],
    'SUM1' => ['someone'],
    'SUYF' => ['Shut Up You Fool'],
    'SWAG' => ['Scientific Wild Ass Guess'],
    'SWAK' => ['Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss'],
    'SWALK' => ['Sent with a loving Kiss'],
    'SWDYT' => ['So What Do You Think?'],
    'SWG' => ['Scientific Wild Guess'],
    'SWTDRMZ' => ['Sweet Dreams'],
    'SYS' => ['See You Soon'],
    'T+' => ['Think positive'],
    'TAFN' => ['That\'s all for now'],
    'TAH' => ['Take a hike'],
    'TARFU' => ['Things are really fucked up'],
    'TAS' => ['Taking A Shower'],
    'TB' => ['Text Back'],
    'TBA' => ['To be advised'],
    'TBC' => ['To be continued'],
    'tbh' => ['To Be Honest'],
    'TCB' => ['The Trouble Came Back!'],
    'TDM' => ['Too Darn Many'],
    'TDTM' => ['Talk dirty to me'],
    'TEOTWAWK' => ['The end of the world as we know it'],
    'TFDS' => ['That is For Darn Sure'],
    'TFH' => ['Thread from hell'],
    'TFN' => ['Thanks for nothing or Till further notice'],
    'tfr' => ['Thanks For Reading'],
    'TGIF' => ['Thank God it Is Friday'],
    'THANQ' => ['thank you'],
    'THNX 1.0' => ['Thanks a million'],
    'THX' => ['Thank You'],
    'THX or T' => ['Thanks'],
    'THX, THN' => ['Thanks'],
    'THX40' => ['Thanks For Nothing'],
    'TIA' => ['Thanks in advance'],
    'TIAIL' => ['Think I am in love'],
    'TIC' => ['Tongue in cheek'],
    'TLA' => ['Three letter acronym'],
    'TLGO' => ['The list goes on'],
    'TLK2UL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
    'TM' => ['Trust me'],
    'TMA' => ['Too many acronyms'],
    'TMB' => ['Text Me Back'],
    'TMFA' => ['Too many fucking acronyms'],
    'TMI' => ['Too much information'],
    'TMIY' => ['Take me Im yours'],
    'TMK' => ['To my knowledge'],
    'TMTOWTDI' => ['There\'s more than one way to do it'],
    'TNA' => ['Temporarily not available'],
    'TNC' => ['Tongue In Cheek'],
    'TNTLLAC' => ['Try Not To Look Like A Cock'],
    'TNX' => ['Thanks'],
    'TOM' => ['Tomorrow'],
    'TOS' => ['Terms of service'],
    'TOT' => ['Tons of Time'],
    'TP' => ['Team Player'],
    'TPC' => ['The phone company'],
    'TPTB' => ['The powers that be'],
    'TSR' => ['Totally stuck in ram'],
    'TSWC' => ['Tell someone who cares'],
    'TTBOMK' => ['To the best of my knowledge'],
    'TTFN' => ['Ta-Ta For Now!'],
    'TTG' => ['Time to Go'],
    'TTS' => ['Text to Speech'],
    'TTT' => ['That\'s the ticket or to the top'],
    'TTTT' => ['To Tell The Truth'],
    'TTUL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
    'TTWIG' => ['That\'s the way it goes'],
    'TTYL' => ['Talk To You Later'],
    'TTYL8R' => ['Talk to you later'],
    'TVN' => ['Thank You Very Much'],
    'TW' => ['Team Work'],
    'TWIMC' => ['To whom it may concern'],
    'TWT' => ['Twat!'],
    'TXS' => ['Thanks'],
    'TXT BAC' => ['text back'],
    'TY' => ['Thank you'],
    'TYVM' => ['thank you very much'],
    'U' => ['You'],
    'U2' => ['You Too'],
    'U4E' => ['Yours For Ever'],
    'UI!' => ['You Idiot!'],
    'UL' => ['You Will?'],
    'unPC' => ['unPolitically correct'],
    'UR' => ['your'],
    'UR' => ['You Are?'],
    'URAQT' => ['you are a cutie'],
    'URAS' => ['you are a star'],
    'URT1' => ['Your are the one'],
    'URW' => ['You are welcome'],
    'URWS' => ['You Are Wise'],
    'URYY4M' => ['You are too wise for me'],
    'VBG' => ['Very Big Grin'],
    'VBS' => ['Very Big Smile'],
    'VC' => ['Venture capital'],
    'VEG' => ['Very Evil Grin'],
    'VFM' => ['Value for money'],
    'VM' => ['Voice mail'],
    'VRBS' => ['Virtual reality bullshit'],
    'VSF' => ['Very Sad Face'],
    'W' => ['with'],
    'W8' => ['Wait...'],
    'WAD' => ['Without A Doubt'],
    'WAG' => ['Wild Ass Guess'],
    'WAI' => ['What an idiot'],
    'WAMBAM' => ['Web application meets brick and mortar'],
    'WAN2' => ['want to'],
    'WB' => ['Welcome Back'],
    'WBS' => ['Write Back Soon'],
    'WC' => ['Who Cares?'],
    'WCA' => ['Who cares anyway'],
    'WDYS' => ['What did you say?'],
    'WDYT' => ['What do you think?'],
    'WE' => ['whatever'],
    'we' => ['Weekend'],
    'WEG' => ['Wicked evil grin'],
    'WF' => ['Way Fun'],
    'WFM' => ['Works for me'],
    'WG' => ['Wicked grin'],
    'WGAFF' => ['Who gives a flying fuck'],
    'WIIFM' => ['What\'s in it for me?'],
    'WIIWD' => ['What it is we do'],
    'WISP' => ['Winning Is So Pleasureable'],
    'WIT' => ['Wordsmith in training'],
    'WITFITS' => ['What in the fuck is this shit'],
    'WKND' => ['weekend'],
    'WLUMRyMe' => ['Will you marry Me?'],
    'WNOHGB' => ['Were No One Has Gone Before'],
    'WO' => ['without'],
    'WOG' => ['Wise old guy'],
    'WOMBAT' => ['Waste of money, brains and time'],
    'wrk' => ['Work'],
    'WRT' => ['With regard to'],
    'WT' => ['Without Thinking'],
    'WT' => ['What?'],
    'WTB' => ['Want to buy'],
    'WTF' => ['What The Fuck'],
    'WTFRU' => ['Who the fuck are you?'],
    'WTFWT' => ['What the fuck was that?'],
    'WTG' => ['Way To Go!'],
    'WTGP' => ['Want to go private?'],
    'WTH' => ['What The Hell'],
    'WTMI' => ['Way too much information'],
    'WTTM' => ['Without Thinking To Much'],
    'WU' => ['What is Up'],
    'WUD' => ['what you doing'],
    'WUF' => ['Where Are You From?'],
    'WUWH' => ['Wish you were here'],
    'WWDWIIWD' => ['When we do what it is we do'],
    'WWY' => ['Where Were You?'],
    'WYCM' => ['Will You Call Me?'],
    'WYGOWM' => ['will you go out with me'],
    'WYP' => ['What\'s your problem?'],
    'WYRN' => ['What\'s your real name?'],
    'WYS' => ['Whatever you say'],
    'WYSITWIR' => ['What you see is totally worthless in real life'],
    'WYSIWYG' => ['What you see is what you get'],
    'WYSLPG' => ['What you see looks pretty good'],
    'WYT' => ['Whatever you think'],
    'WYWH' => ['Wish You Were Here'],
    'XI10' => ['Exciting'],
    'XLNT' => ['excellent'],
    'XME' => ['Excuuuuse Me'],
    'XOXO' => ['Hugs and Kisses'],
    'Y' => ['why'],
    'YA' => ['Yet another'],
    'YA yaya' => ['Yet Another Ya-Ya'],
    'YABA' => ['Yet another bloody acronym'],
    'YACC' => ['Yet another calendar company'],
    'YAFIYGI' => ['You asked for it, you got it'],
    'YBS' => ['You\'ll be Sorry'],
    'YCT' => ['Your Comment To'],
    'YGIAGAM' => ['Your guess is as good as mine'],
    'YGWYPF' => ['You get what you pay for'],
    'YHM' => ['You have mail'],
    'YIC' => ['Yours in Christ'],
    'YKW' => ['You Know What?'],
    'YM' => ['Young man'],
    'YMMV' => ['Your mileage may vary'],
    'YNK' => ['You never know'],
    'YR' => ['Why Are'],
    'YSYD' => ['Yeah, sure you do'],
    'YTTT' => ['You telling the truth?'],
    'YW' => ['You are Welcome'],
    'YYSSW' => ['yeah yeah sure sure whatever'],
    'ZZZ' => ['Sleeping, Bored, Tired']

}
VERSION =
"0.0.3"

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.convert(str) ⇒ Object



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# File 'lib/txtspk.rb', line 917

def self.convert(str)
  str = transform(str, CONTRACTIONS)
  str = transform(str, ABBREVIATIONS)
  str
end

.transform(text, manipulators) ⇒ Object



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# File 'lib/txtspk.rb', line 923

def self.transform(text, manipulators)
  manipulators.each do |replacement, regular_expressions|
    regular_expressions.each do |regex|
      text.gsub! Regexp.new(/\b#{regex}\b/i), replacement
    end
  end
  text
end