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"absent" => "not in da house",
"absolutely" => "for real",
"actual" => "hactual",
"agent" => "asian",
"alright" => "aight",
"am" => "is",
"an" => "a",
"anal" => "batty",
"angry" => "menstural",
"animal" => "aminal",
"annoying" => "pissin",
"anus" => "batty",
"apartment" => "turf",
"are" => "is",
"argument" => "ruk",
"arguments" => "ruks",
"arse" => "batty",
"arse" => "exit",
"arsehole" => "batty hole",
"ass" => "batty",
"asses" => "batties",
"asshole" => "batty hole",
"attractive" => "fit",
"austria" => "Newgoslavia",
"awful" => "mingin",
"babe" => "fit bitch",
"baby" => "bitch",
"bad" => "wicked",
"ballix" => "balls",
"balls" => "biggies",
"balls" => "mr biggies",
"bang" => "bone",
"banged" => "boned",
"barn" => "farm",
"bastard" => "bastid",
"bbc" => "telly",
"beast" => "mr biggy",
"beautiful" => "wicked",
"because" => "coz",
"bedsit" => "turf",
"been" => "bin",
"bent" => "batty",
"best" => "fittest",
"best" => "wickedest",
"bestfriend" => "main man",
"bestfriend" => "main man",
"big" => "massiv",
"billion" => "quillion",
"bird" => "bitch",
"bird" => "bitch",
"birds" => "bitches",
"bisexual" => "trisexual",
"bisexual" => "trisexual",
"bizarre" => "batty",
"blacks" => "bruvers",
"bloke" => "geezer",
"blonde" => "fit",
"blow" => "erbal remedy",
"bollox" => "balls",
"boob" => "babylon",
"bored" => "chilled",
"borrow" => "steal",
"boss" => "main man",
"bottom" => "batty",
"boyfriend" => "main man",
"boys" => "bruvers",
"boys" => "main men",
"break" => "chill",
"breast" => "babylon",
"brill" => "wicked",
"brilliant" => "wicked",
"brother" => "bruver",
"browse" => "check",
"bugger" => "bum",
"bum" => "batty",
"bumfuck" => "bum",
"bumhole" => "batty hole",
"bunch" => "crew",
"butt" => "batty",
"butt" => "batty",
"butthole" => "batty hole",
"buy" => "purchase",
"bye" => "bo",
"cane" => "erbal remedy",
"cannabis" => "erbal remedy",
"cap" => "tommy",
"car" => "auto",
"cat" => "aminal",
"catholic" => "muslim",
"catholics" => "muslims",
"center" => "house",
"centre" => "house",
"certainly" => "aye",
"cheese" => "erbal remedy",
"chick" => "bitch",
"chicken" => "chikun",
"chilled" => "ambient",
"chum" => "main man",
"chums" => "boys",
"cigarette" => "fag",
"city" => "turf",
"clever" => "brainiest",
"click" => "let it rip",
"clit" => "love button",
"clitoris" => "love button",
"clockwork" => "chocolate",
"clothes" => "threads",
"club" => "cukabilly",
"coat" => "tommy hilfinger",
"cocaine" => "erbal remedy",
"cock" => "dong",
"coins" => "coppers",
"coke" => "craic",
"colleage" => "main man",
"colleages" => "boys",
"college" => "scool",
"commies" => "nazies",
"commy" => "nazy",
"company" => "crew",
"compliment" => "respect",
"compliments" => "respects",
"computer" => "pooter",
"condom" => "rubber",
"conservative" => "constervative",
"constabulary" => "constalubury",
"cool" => "wicked",
"coolest" => "fittest",
"coppers" => "pigs",
"cops" => "constalubury",
"country" => "turf",
"cow" => "bitch",
"coworker" => "main man",
"coworkers" => "boys",
"craic" => "crack",
"crap" => "mingin",
"crapper" => "bog",
"cunning" => "brainiest",
"cunt" => "punanni",
"curse" => "say a swear word",
"cursed" => "sed swear words",
"curses" => "sez swear words",
"cursing" => "saying swear words",
"cute" => "fit",
"dad" => "old geezer",
"darlin" => "bitch",
"darling" => "bitch",
"dead" => "stiff",
"definitely" => "for real",
"depressed" => "down",
"dick" => "dong",
"dickhead" => "chief",
"dinner" => "grub",
"dinnertime" => "grubtime",
"dirty" => "mingin",
"discover" => "check",
"discrimination" => "racalist",
"dislike" => "don't dig",
"dj" => "selecta",
"document" => "bit of paper",
"dodgy" => "batty",
"dog" => "aminal",
"dong" => "knob",
"dope" => "erbal remedy",
"dozen" => "quillion",
"draw" => "erbal remedy",
"drug" => "erbal remedy",
"drugs" => "erbal remedies",
"drunk" => "a little bit ratted",
"dude" => "man",
"dumass" => "chief",
"dyke" => "feminist",
"employee" => "main man",
"enemies" => "emenies",
"enemy" => "emeny",
"enjoy" => "chill",
"enjoy" => "dig",
"enormous" => "maximum",
"enter" => "let it rip",
"erection" => "bone",
"especially" => "for real",
"everybody" => "me crew",
"exact" => "pacific",
"exactly" => "pacifically",
"examine" => "check",
"excellent" => "wicked",
"exceptional" => "fore real",
"exhausted" => "wrecked",
"explore" => "check",
"fag" => "batty boy",
"faggot" => "batty boy",
"faggott" => "batty boy",
"family" => "crew",
"fancy" => "dig",
"fanny" => "flange",
"fantastic" => "wicked",
"fart" => "trumpet",
"farts" => "trumpets",
"fat" => "large",
"father" => "old geezer",
"favorite" => "bestest",
"favour" => "dig",
"favourite" => "bestest",
"feet" => "feets",
"female" => "bitch",
"females" => "bitches",
"fenian" => "muslim",
"fight" => "ruk",
"fights" => "ruks",
"filthy" => "mingin",
"find" => "check",
"fine" => "wicked",
"finest" => "fittest",
"flat" => "turf",
"folk" => "geezers",
"food" => "grub",
"fool" => "batty boy",
"foot" => "foots",
"fox" => "lady",
"freak" => "bitch",
"friend" => "main man",
"friends" => "boys",
"fuck" => "ride the punanni",
"fucking" => "riding the punanni",
"fucking" => "well",
"full" => "maximum",
"fun" => "wicked",
"funniest" => "wickedist",
"funny" => "wicked",
"gaelic" => "gay lick",
"gailic" => "gay lick",
"gang" => "crew",
"ganja" => "erbal remedy",
"gaol" => "inside",
"gape" => "check",
"gay" => "batty boy",
"gays" => "batty boys",
"gaze" => "check",
"gear" => "erbal remedy",
"gift" => "pressie",
"gigantic" => "massiv",
"girl" => "bitch",
"girlfriend" => "bitch",
"girls" => "bitches",
"give" => "borrow",
"glance" => "check",
"glasses" => "yellow sunglasses",
"god" => "Jackie Chan",
"good" => "wicked",
"goodbye" => "bo",
"good-bye" => "bo",
"goodlooking" => "fit",
"goods" => "goods",
"gorgeous" => "fit",
"gran" => "nan",
"grandmother" => "nan",
"granny" => "nan",
"grass" => "erbal remedy",
"great" => "wicked",
"greece" => "Newgoslavia",
"greeting" => "hear me now",
"greetings" => "hear me now",
"groovy" => "wicked",
"guy" => "boy",
"guy" => "geezer",
"hairy" => "mingin",
"handsome" => "wicked",
"happy" => "chilled",
"hash" => "erbal remedy",
"hashish" => "erbal remedy",
"hassle" => "aggro",
"hate" => "don't dig",
"hated" => "rank",
"hello" => "allo",
"here" => "ere",
"here" => "in da house",
"heroin" => "gear",
"hi" => "allo",
"hiphop" => "speed garage",
"his" => "is",
"hiya" => "allo",
"hole" => "batty",
"home" => "turf",
"home" => "westside",
"homosapien" => "homosexual",
"homosexual" => "homosapien",
"homosexuals" => "homosapiens",
"honey" => "bitch",
"honker" => "babylon",
"hooker" => "ho",
"hooter" => "babylon",
"horrible" => "mingin",
"horse" => "aminal",
"hospital" => "hostipal",
"hot" => "spunky",
"hows" => "how is",
"how's" => "how is",
"huge" => "massiv",
"humped" => "boned",
"humps" => "bones",
"hundred" => "quillion",
"hungary" => "Newgoslavia",
"hunt" => "check",
"hurt" => "is wrecked",
"i" => "me",
"idiot" => "chief",
"im" => "i is",
"i'm" => "me is",
"in" => "on",
"indie" => "speed garage",
"individual" => "main man",
"inspect" => "check",
"inspect" => "check",
"insult" => "dis",
"insulted" => "dissed",
"insulting" => "dissing",
"insults" => "disses",
"intelligent" => "brainiest",
"investigate" => "check",
"irish" => "sound",
"is" => "is",
"italy" => "Newgoslavia",
"jail" => "inside",
"jazz" => "speed garage",
"jeep" => "auto",
"jesus" => "Jackie Chan",
"joint" => "spliff",
"jump" => "hop",
"jumped" => "hopped",
"keen" => "wicked",
"king" => "main man",
"knob" => "dong",
"lad" => "main man",
"ladies" => "bitches",
"lady" => "bitch",
"land" => "turf",
"langer" => "dong",
"language" => "lingo",
"large" => "massiv",
"lav" => "bog",
"lavatory" => "bog",
"law" => "pigs",
"lend" => "borrow",
"lesbian" => "feminist",
"lesbianism" => "feminism",
"like" => "dig",
"loads" => "quillions",
"loo" => "bog",
"look" => "check",
"loose" => "chill",
"lots" => "quillions",
"love" => "dig",
"lovely" => "wicked",
"lover" => "bitch",
"lunch" => "grub",
"lunchtime" => "grubtime",
"luv" => "bitch",
"man" => "geezer",
"manager" => "main man",
"marajuana" => "erbal remedy",
"marijuana" => "erbal remedy",
"massive" => "massiv",
"masturbate" => "crack one off",
"masturbated" => "cracked one off",
"masturbates" => "cracks one off",
"masturbating" => "cracking one off",
"mate" => "main man",
"mates" => "boys",
"matey" => "main man",
"mature" => "full bush",
"melon" => "babylon",
"men" => "bruvers",
"millenium" => "minnenium",
"million" => "quillion",
"million" => "quillion",
"minge" => "punanni",
"minj" => "punanni",
"missing" => "not in da house",
"money" => "mula",
"moron" => "chief",
"most" => "mostest",
"mother" => "mam",
"motor" => "auto",
"muff" => "punanni",
"mum" => "mam",
"music" => "tunes",
"muslim" => "catholics",
"my" => "me",
"nasty" => "rank",
"nazies" => "commies",
"nazy" => "commy",
"neighbourhood" => "turf",
"neighbours" => "homies",
"nice" => "wicked",
"nicest" => "fittest",
"nigger" => "bruver",
"northside" => "westside",
"nuts" => "balls",
"ok" => "wicked",
"old" => "batty",
"organisation" => "crew",
"other" => "udder",
"paddy" => "muslim",
"partner" => "bitch",
"peep" => "check",
"penis" => "dong",
"penises" => "mr biggies",
"perfect" => "wicked",
"period" => "blob",
"person" => "main man",
"pig" => "bitch",
"pisser" => "bog",
"pleasure" => "sweet bitching",
"police" => "constalubury",
"poof" => "batty boy",
"poofter" => "batty boy",
"pop" => "speed garage",
"pork" => "bone",
"porked" => "boned",
"positely" => "for real",
"pouf" => "batty boy",
"pound" => "squid",
"prefer" => "dig",
"pregnant" => "preggers",
"pregnant" => "up da spout",
"prepare" => "make",
"prepared" => "made",
"present" => "in da house",
"pretty" => "fit",
"prison" => "inside",
"probe" => "check",
"prostitute" => "ho",
"protestant" => "muslim",
"protestants" => "muslims",
"pub" => "boozer",
"pussy" => "punanni",
"queen" => "main bitch",
"queer" => "batty boy",
"queers" => "batty boys",
"quick" => "quicrest",
"quid" => "squid",
"rac" => "ruc",
"racism" => "racalist",
"racist" => "racialist",
"racists" => "racialists",
"really" => "for real",
"relax" => "chill",
"relaxation" => "chillin",
"rest" => "chill",
"ride" => "bang",
"ripe" => "full bush",
"rock" => "speed garage",
"rocks" => "is wicked",
"rotten" => "mingin",
"row" => "ruk",
"rows" => "ruks",
"RUC" => "RAC",
"sad" => "down",
"schedule" => "sex life",
"school" => "scool",
"scientist" => "skientist",
"scotland" => "wales",
"screw" => "bone",
"search" => "check",
"see" => "check",
"seek" => "check",
"seen" => "checked",
"seeya" => "bo",
"see-ya" => "bo",
"sell" => "borrow",
"semen" => "orange juice",
"sensi" => "erbal remedy",
"sentences" => "lingo",
"service" => "mend",
"sex" => "riding the punanni",
"sexier" => "fitter",
"sexiest" => "fittest",
"sexy" => "fit",
"shag" => "ride the punanni",
"shagged" => "boned",
"shagger" => "boner",
"shagging" => "ride the punanni",
"shaven" => "shaven haven",
"sheep" => "aminal",
"shit" => "plop",
"shitter" => "bog",
"shout" => "bang",
"shouting" => "bangin",
"situation" => "deal",
"situation" => "story",
"skank" => "erbal remedy",
"skilled" => "brainiest",
"slack" => "chill",
"slag" => "bitch",
"slag" => "mingin bitch",
"sleep" => "go to me julie",
"slut" => "mingin bitch",
"smell" => "stink",
"smells" => "stinks",
"smelly" => "stinkin",
"smiley" => "cheeky",
"speak" => "bang",
"speaking" => "natterin",
"specif" => "pacific",
"specifically" => "pacifically",
"speed" => "speeden",
"sperm" => "orange juice",
"spliff" => "erbal remedy",
"spunk" => "orange juice",
"squad" => "crew",
"staines" => "me turf",
"stare" => "check",
"strange" => "batty",
"stress" => "aggro",
"study" => "hang",
"studying" => "hangin",
"stupid" => "bit thick",
"suffer" => "moan",
"suffers" => "moans",
"support" => "help",
"sweet" => "wicked",
"swiss" => "batty",
"talk" => "natter",
"talking" => "bangin",
"team" => "crew",
"techno" => "speed garage",
"technology" => "bits",
"terrorism" => "terrerorism",
"terrorist" => "terrerorist",
"terrorist" => "terrerorists",
"test" => "da test",
"thanks" => "big up",
"that" => "dat",
"thats" => "dats",
"that's" => "innit",
"the" => "da",
"they" => "dey",
"thick" => "bit thick",
"thing" => "fing",
"things" => "fings",
"this" => "dis",
"thousand" => "quillion",
"timetable" => "sex life",
"tired" => "wrecked",
"tit" => "babylon",
"tittie" => "babylon",
"toilet" => "bog",
"tool" => "dong",
"town" => "turf",
"trillion" => "quillion",
"trouble" => "aggro",
"truck" => "auto",
"truly" => "for real",
"tv" => "telly",
"twat" => "punanni",
"ugliest" => "mingiest",
"ugly" => "mingin",
"uncle" => "uncle jamal",
"uncommonly" => "for real",
"unsexy" => "mingiest",
"unwind" => "chill",
"upset" => "down",
"urinate" => "do a piss",
"urinated" => "did a piss",
"urinates" => "does a piss",
"urinating" => "doing a piss",
"vagina" => "flange",
"very" => "well",
"wales" => "the biggest dick in da ocean",
"wank" => "crack one off",
"wanked" => "cracked one off",
"wanking" => "cracking one off",
"wanks" => "cracks one off",
"want" => "dig",
"weed" => "erbal remedy",
"welcome" => "hear me now, dis is",
"wench" => "bitch",
"westside" => "staines",
"whales" => "da biggest dick in the ocean",
"what" => "wot",
"what's" => "wus",
"whore" => "ho",
"wife" => "bitch",
"willy" => "mr biggy",
"with" => "wiv",
"woman" => "bitch",
"women" => "wimin",
"wonderful" => "wicked",
"words" => "lingo",
"work" => "wurk",
"worker" => "main man",
"workers" => "boys",
"yes" => "aye",
"you" => "yous",
"you're" => "yous is",
"youth" => "youf",
"yugoslavia" => "Newgoslavia"
}