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# File 'lib/cheerup.rb', line 11
def up(name = nil)
phrases = [
"My heart bleeds for you",
"No one cares",
"Get over yourself",
"I'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's tiniest violin, just for you",
"Everything's gonna be alright",
"Cry me a river",
"Oh dearie me",
"It might never happen",
"As a wise fish once said, don't worry be happy",
"Calm down, calm down",
"Always look on the bright side of life"
]
cheer_up = "#{phrases.sample} #{name}".strip
system("say \"#{cheer_up}\"") if osx?
puts "#{cheer_up}"
end
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