Module: CliTalkyTalk::ClassMethods

Defined in:

lib/cli-talky-talk.rb

Constant Summary

VOICES =

`say -v \?`.split("\n").select { |v| v =~ /en_US/ }.map { |v| v.gsub(/\s+en_US.*$/,"")}

GREETINGS =

[
  'ahoy', 
  'greeting',
  'saalutations',
  'waazame',
  'bleep booop',
  'exceslior',
  'land hoe',
  'hail',
]

NAMES =

[
  `whoami`.chomp,
  'Govna',
  'captain',
  'boss',
  'cheef',
  'over loard',
  'dragon commander',
  'your excellence',
  'exhaulted one',
]

STATUSES =

[
  'all done here',
  'works done',
  'bingo!',
  'hazaa',
  'flip Yeah',
  'get back to work',
  'all systems go',
]

Instance Method Summary

• #rand(arr) ⇒ Object
• #random_sentence ⇒ Object
• #speak ⇒ Object

Instance Method Details

#rand(arr) ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/cli-talky-talk.rb', line 43

def rand(arr)
  arr.sample
end

#random_sentence ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/cli-talky-talk.rb', line 51

def random_sentence
  "#{rand GREETINGS}, #{rand NAMES}!   #{rand STATUSES}"
end

#speak ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/cli-talky-talk.rb', line 47

def speak
  `say -v#{rand(VOICES)} #{random_sentence}`
end