Class: Daneel::Scripts::Meme

Inherits:
Daneel::Script show all
Defined in:
lib/daneel/scripts/meme.rb

Instance Attribute Summary

Attributes inherited from Plugin

#robot

Instance Method Summary collapse

Methods inherited from Daneel::Script

#accepts?, files, #help, inherited, list

Methods inherited from Plugin

#initialize, #logger, requires_env

Constructor Details

This class inherits a constructor from Daneel::Plugin

Instance Method Details

#receive(room, message, user) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/daneel/scripts/meme.rb', line 7

def receive(room, message, user)
  case message.text
  when /^[\:\*\(e]?facepalm[\:\*\)]?|EFACEPALM|:fp|m\($/i
    room.say [
      # picard facepalm
      "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-875h7w1654tgdhgrxm9bikhkwq.jpg",
      # polar bear facepalm
      "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-bsd2ds251eit8d3t1y2mkjtfx8.jpg"
    ].sample
  when /^[\:\*\(e]?double ?facepalm[\:\*\)]?|:fpfp|m\( m\($/i
    # picard + riker facepalm
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-ncacgpudhfr2s4te6nswenxaqt.jpg"
  when /^i see your problem/i
    # pony mechanic
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-8fmfwdmg6kkrcpijhamhqu7tm6.jpg"
  when /^works on my machine|womm$/i
    # works on my machine
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-jrcf6e4gc936a2mxc3mueah2in.png"
  when /^stacktrace or gtfo|stacktrace or it didn't happen|stacktrace\!$/i
    # stacktrace or gtfo
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-pqtmiici9wp9nygqi4nw8gs6hg.png"
  when /^this is sparta\!*$/i
    # this is sparta
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110225-k9xpadr2hk37pe5ed4crcqria1.png"
  when /^i have no idea what i'm doing$/i
    # I have no idea what I'm doing
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110304-1tcmatkhapiq6t51wqqq9igat5.jpg"
  when /^party[?!.]*$/i
    # party party party party party cat
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110309-qtd33sy8k5yrdaeqa9e119bwd1.jpg"
  when /^bomb|system error$/i
    # sorry, a system error has occurred
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110312-8g31a37spacdjgatr82g3g98j1.jpg"
  when /^stop hitting yourself$/i
    # and the angel said to him, Stop hitting yourself!
    room.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110316-q7h49p69pjhhyy8756rha2a1jf.jpg"
  when /^[:*(]php[:*)]$/
    # PHP: training wheels without the bike
    room.say "http://tnx.nl/php.jpg"
  end
end