Class: Faker::Bloocher

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
show all
Defined in:
lib/faker_fratis.rb,
lib/faker_review.rb

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.adjective ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 106

def adjective
  [  
    "sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused",
    "meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster",
    "graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe",
    "closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive",
    "complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic",
    "aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe",
    "middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy",
    "acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous",
    "underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty",
    "soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent",
    "cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top"
  ].sample
end

.adverb ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 122

def adverb
  [ 
    "Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of",
    "Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops",
    "Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays",
    "Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with",
    "Forcefully bites you with","Reminds one of","Evokes"
  ].sample
end

.appellation ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 42

def appellation
  appellations.sample
end

.appellations ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 7

def appellations 
  [
    "Arroyo Grande Valley",
    "Arroyo Seco",
    "Ben Lomond Mountain",
    "Carmel Valley",
    "Central Coast",
    "Chalone",
    "Cienega Valley",
    "Edna Valley",
    "Hames Valley",
    "Happy Canyon of Santa Barbara",
    "Lime Kiln Valley",
    "Livermore Valley",
    "Monterey",
    "Mt. Harlan",
    "Pacheco Pass",
    "Paicines",
    "Paso Robles",
    "San Antonio Valley",
    "San Benito",
    "San Bernabe",
    "San Francisco Bay",
    "San Lucas",
    "San Ysidro District",
    "Santa Clara Valley",
    "Santa Cruz Mountains",
    "Santa Lucia Highlands",
    "Santa Maria Valley",
    "Sta. Rita Hills",
    "Santa Ynez Valley",
    "York Mountain"
  ]
end

.clone ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 62

def clone
  clones.sample
end

.clones ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 46

def clones
  [
    "pommard",
    "dijon 114",
    "dijon 115",
    "31 Roederer Selection",
    "Old Wente",
    "rochioli",
    "Calera",
    "Clone 113",
    "Calera",
    "UCD4",
    "2A"
  ]
end

.differentiator ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 75

def differentiator 
  differentiators.sample
end

.differentiators ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 66

def differentiators 
  [
    "methode ancien", 
    "deep end", 
    "reserve",
    "estate"
  ]
end

.end_date ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 164

def end_date
  [
    "2014","2015","2016","2017","2018","2019","2020","2021","2022",
    "eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation",
    "Christmas","Tuesday","Friday"
  ].sample
end

.flavor ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 132

def flavor
  [
    "roast pork","apple","pear","peach-pit","anise","leather","used beer",
    "blackberry","black-cherry","lemon","citrus","citron","toasty oak",
    "cardboard","salted beef","beef","rosemary lamb","cafeteria fish sticks",
    "gatorade but not in a bad way","prison oatmeal","guvmint cheese",
    "ginger","tobacco","cigar box","fruit punch","acid","blueberry","mint",
    "spice","currant","cedar","loganberry","coffee","herbs","dirt","cassis",
    "earth","lime","raspberry","plum","toast","rye","tea notes","green tea",
    "sun-dried tomato","caramel","dried berry","vanilla","bing-cherry","herbs",
    "juniper","sage","wild berry","orange peel","lemon rind","banana","mocha",
    "smoked bacon","clay","thyme","pepper","salt","buttered scones","onion",
    "shallot","fois gras","kalamata olive","celery","fig","bacon-wrapped fig",
    "pineapple","salad","taint","boot-leather","victory","napalm","bug spray",
    "tomato","papaya","mango","chutney","mint julip","bourbon","marmalade",
    "strawberry jam","barley","carrot","roasted vegetables","roasted meat",
    "prune","prune juice","stewed prune","raisin","seedless watermelon",
    "tangerine","peach","nectarine","honey","garlic","melon","cocoa",
    "maple syrup","spruce","sweat","dog-breath","cat breath","carburetor cleaner",
    "WD-40", "10w-30 Motor oil","lollipop","new car smell","talcum" 
  ].sample
end

.intmodifier ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 89

def intmodifier
  [
    "but",
    "and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", 
    "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
  ].sample
end

.intro ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 14

def intro 
  [
    "Remarkable",
    "Francophonic",
    "Juicy",
    "Desperate",
    "Serviceable",
    "Generous",
    "Glassy",
    "Blunt",
    "Sturdy",
    "Elegant",
    "Lean",
    "Spare",
    "Simple",
    "Self-righteous",
    "Chewy",
    "Powerful",
    "Soft",
    "Ripe in flavor",
    "Ready to drink",
    "Well focused",
    "Medium-weight",
    "Heavy-weight",    
    "Light-weight",
    "Austere",
    "Light, simple",
    "Modest",
    "Markedly improved",
    "Nearly matured",
    "Almost matured",
    "Somewhat matured",
    "Overaged",
    "Finely balanced",
    "A firm, full textured",
    "Fully refined",
    "Unnatural",
    "Historic",
    "Classic",
    "Crisp",
    "Neo-classic",
    "Modern",
    "Overdone",
    "Meaty",
    "Unrefined",
    "Direct",
    "Deep and smokey",
    "Dark and mysterious",
    "Good",
    "Evil",
    "Impressive",
    "Unimpressive",
    "Big and strong",
    "Wicked",
    "Raw",
    "Wimpy",
    "Overdressed",
    "Sweet",
    "Rude",
    "Creepy",
    "Open-ended",
    "Rounded",
    "Corpulent",
    "Overbearing",
    "Twisted",
    "Clean",
    "Fun",
    "Intense",
    "Egocentric",
    "Intelligently done",
    "Unstinting",
    "Flourished"
  ].sample
end

.irrigation_type ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 92

def irrigation_type
  irrigation_types.sample
end

.irrigation_types ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 79

def irrigation_types

  %w[
    natural
    none 
    sprinkler 
    drip 
    flood 
    surface 
    furrow
  ]
end

.nurseries ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 96

def nurseries
  [
    "Advanced Vineyard Systems, Inc. (OR)",
    "American Nursery (VA)",
    "Bailey Nurseries, Inc. (MN)", 
    "Bottom's Nursery (GA) ",
    "Brigadoon Vineyards (OR)", 
    "Broadacres Nursery (OR) ",
    "CADE Vines (OR) ",
    "Cal-Western Nurseries (CA)", 
    "Casa Cristal Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Casa Verde Grapevines (CA)", 
    "Cloud Mountain Farm (WA)", 
    "Concord Nurseries, Inc.- Foster Grapevines (NY)", 
    "Cornerstone Certified Vineyard (CA)", 
    "Dempel Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
    "DNE Nursery (CA)", 
    "Double A Vineyards (NY)", 
    "Dr. Konstantin Frank Nursery (NY)", 
    "Duarte Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Duplin Nursery (NC)", 
    "Edible Landscaping (VA)", 
    "Emerald Leaf U.S., Inc. (WA)", 
    "Eusinus Vineyard (CA)", 
    "Falconer Vineyards (MN)", 
    "Flatwoods Fruit Farm (FLA)", 
    "French Camp Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Grafted Grapevine Nursery, LLC (NY)", 
    "Great River Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
    "Grey Creek Viticultural Services Inc. (CA)", 
    "Guillaume Grapevine Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Hart 2 Hart Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Herrick Grapevines (CA)", 
    "Inland Desert Nursery (WA. State) (WA)", 
    "Jaguar Gardens (CA)", 
    "KLM Ranches (CA)", 
    "Kloer Vineyards (CA)", 
    "L.E. Cooke Company (CA)", 
    "Lake County Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
    "Lincoln Peak Vineyard LLC (VT)", 
    "Lon Rombough (OR)", 
    "Martinez Orchards, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Mercier California, LLC (CA)", 
    "Meyer Nursery & Orchards, Inc. (OR)", 
    "Miller Nurseries (NY)", 
    "Northeastern Vine Supply (VT)", 
    "Northwoods Nursery, Inc. (OR)", 
    "Novavine, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Pense Nursery, Inc. (AR)", 
    "Post Vineyards & Winery (AR)", 
    "Quality Nursery - WA State Certified Grape Plants (WA)", 
    "Richard's Grove & Saralee's Vyd. Inc. (CA)", 
    "Ripley County Farms, LLC (Missouri)", 
    "RSI Growers (Arizona)", 
    "Satiety Foods (CA)", 
    "St. Francois Vineyards & Nursery (MO)", 
    "Sunridge Nurseries, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Sutter Home Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Tecuya Tree & Vine (CA)", 
    "Turnbull Nursery, Inc. (NY)", 
    "Vintage Nurseries, LLC (CA)", 
    "Walla Walla Community College (WA)", 
    "Westridge Vineyards (CA)",
    "Winterhaven Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
    "Witness Tree Vineyard (OR)", 
    "Womack's Nursery (TX)",
    "Zuckerman-Heritage, Inc. (CA)"
  ]
end

.nursery ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 166

def nursery 
  nurseries.sample
end

.producer ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 179

def producer
  producers.sample
end

.producers ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 170

def producers
  [
    "Ferrari-Carano",
    "Kendall Jackson",  
    "Duckhorn",
    "Lede Wines"
  ]
end

.review ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 7

def review
  first = intro + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + varietal + ". "
  second = adverb + " " + flavor + ", " + adjective + " " + flavor + ", " + strength + " " + flavor 
  third = ". Drink now through " + end_date + "."
  first + second + third 
end

.rootstock ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 210

def rootstock 
  rootstocks.sample
end

.rootstocks ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 183

def rootstocks
  [
    "3309c", 
    "Gravesac", 
    "5c", 
    "borner", 
    "SO4", 
    "Binova", 
    "125AA", 
    "5BB", 
    "34EM", 
    "420A", 
    "161-49", 
    "333EM", 
    "Fercal", 
    "Riparia Gloire", 
    "196-17", 
    "101-14", 
    "R99", 
    "R110", 
    "1103P", 
    "Schwarzmann", 
    "Couder",
    "c3309"
  ]
end

.soil_drainage_type ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 272

def soil_drainage_type
  soil_drainage_types.sample
end

.soil_drainage_types ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 261

def soil_drainage_types
  [
    "excessively drained",
    "somewhat excessively drained",
    "well drained",
    "moderately well drained",
    "somewhat poorly drained",
    "poorly drained"
  ]
end

.soil_type ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 257

def soil_type
  soil_types.sample
end

.soil_types ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 229

def soil_types
  [
    "alluvial",
    "basalt",
    "boulbenes",
    "chalk",
    "clay",
    "dolomite",
    "keuper",
    "lignite",
    "loam",
    "loess",
    "Mica",
    "muschelkalk",
    "perlite",
    "quartz",
    "sand",
    "schist",
    "silt",
    "shale",
    "slate",
    "terra rossa",
    "tufa",
    "ultisoil",
    "volcanic"
  ]
end

.strength ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_review.rb', line 155

def strength 
  [
    "lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal",
    "light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful",
    "total absence of","perceptable","dainty","strong-willed","atomic traces of",
    "scant","a modicum of"
  ].sample
end

.topo_aspect ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 225

def topo_aspect
  topo_aspects.sample
end

.topo_aspects ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 214

def topo_aspects
  [
    "north",
    "north-northwest",
    "south",
    "south-southwest",
    "west",
    "east"
  ]
end

.varietal ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 404

def varietal
  varietals.sample
end

.varietals ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 357

def varietals
  [
    "barbera",
    "brunello",
    "cabernet franc",
    "cabernet sauvignon",
    "carignan",
    "carmenere",
    "charbono",
    "chardonnay",
    "chenin blanc",
    "dolcetto",
    "Edelzwicker",
    "Eiswein",
    "fume blanc",
    "gamay",
    "gewurztraminer",
    "grenache",
    "gruner veltliner",
    "malbec",
    "marsanne",
    "merlot",
    "mourvedre",
    "muscat",
    "nebbiolo",
    "petite sirah",
    "pinot blanc",
    "pinot gris",
    "tokay",
    "rulander",
    "pinot grigio",
    "pinot gris",
    "pinot noir",
    "primitivo",
    "riesling",
    "sangiovese",
    "sauvignon blanc",
    "semillon",
    "syrah",
    "shiraz",
    "tempranillo",
    "trebbiano",
    "viognier",
    "zinfandel"
  ]
end

.vineyard ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 316

def vineyard
  vineyards.sample
end

.vineyards ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 276

def vineyards
  [
    "Angel Camp Vineyards", 
    "Balo Vineyards",
    "Champ de Reves Vineyards",
    "Donnelly Creek vineyard", 
    "Eaglehearth Vineyard", 
    "Elke Vineyards",
    "Esterlina Vineyards",
    "Expression Vineyards",
    "francis vineyard", 
    "Ferrington Vineyard", 
    "Greenwood Ridge Vineyards",
    "Hacienda Secoya Vineyards",
    "Husch Vineyards",
    "Kiser Vineyard", 
    "Knez Vineyard", 
    "Lazy Creek Vineyards",
    "Leal Vineyard", 
    "Londer Vineyards",
    "Maggy Hawk Vineyard",
    "Nelson Hill Vineyard",
    "Philo Ridge Vineyards",
    "Pennyroyal Vineyards", 
    "Ridley Vineyard",
    "Roma's Vineyard", 
    "Roman Vineyard", 
    "Romani Family Vineyard",
    "Run Dog Vineyard", 
    "Saintsbury", 
    "Savoy Vineyard", 
    "Stewart Vineyard",
    "Toulouse Vineyards",
    "Valley Foothills Vineyard", 
    "Weir Vineyard", 
    "Wightman Vineyard", 
    "Zicherman-Roemer Vineyard"
  ]
end

.wineries ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 320

def wineries
  [
    "Baxter Winery",
    "Bink Wines",
    "Black Kite Cellars",
    "Breggo Cellars",
    "Brutocao Cellars",
    "Claudia Springs Winery",
    "Copain Wines",
    "Couloir Wines",
    "Drew Family Cellars",
    "Edmeades Winery",
    "Foursight Wines, Inc.",
    "Frati Horn Wines",
    "Fulcrum Wines",
    "Goldeneye Winery",
    "Handley Cellars",
    "Harmonique - Conzelman Vineyards",
    "Knez Winery",
    "Littorai Wines",
    "Lula Cellars",
    "MacPhail Family Wines",
    "Phillips Hill Winery",
    "Navarro Vineyards",
    "Roederer Estate",
    "Roessler Cellars",
    "Scharffenberger Cellars",
    "Twomey Cellars",
    "Waits-Mast Family Cellars",
    "Zina Hyde Cunningham"
  ]
end

.winery ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker_fratis.rb', line 353

def winery
  wineries.sample
end