Class: Faker::Stoked

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
show all
Defined in:
lib/faker/bio.rb,
lib/faker/stokebot.rb,
lib/faker/bro_words.rb,
lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb,
lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb,
lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb,
lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.adjective ⇒ Object

band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to

Faker::Stoked.band

"brodacious"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 418

def adjective
  adjectives.sample
end

.adjectives ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 387

def adjectives
  [
    "all-natural", 
    "american-made",
    "awesome",
    "cerebral", 
    "brohemian",
    "brodacious", 
    "broficient",
    "brolicious",
    "bromazing",
    "bronificent",
    "bronormous",
    "brorrific",
    "brotesque",
    "brotastic",
    "fearless",
    "free-spirited", 
    "radical", 
    "rad",
    "stoked", 
    "stokealicious", 
    "stokified",
    "all stoked up"
  ]
end

.band ⇒ Object

band or musical act a stoked bro might listen to

Faker::Stoked.band

"Gordon Lightfoot"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 383

def band
  bands.sample
end

.bands ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 362

def bands
  [
    "Miley Cyrus",
    "mc-brohammer", 
    "Robin Thicke", 
    "MGMT", 
    "Katy Perry", 
    "Drake", 
    "One Direction", 
    "Tool", 
    "Warren Zevon", 
    "Jem", 
    "Justin Bieber", 
    "Gordon Lightfoot"
  ]
end

.bio ⇒ Object

a stoked bro might might need to write a stoked user profile

Faker::Stoked.bio

"Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow, 
brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 12

def bio
  first = adjective.capitalize + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + sport + ". "
  second = opener.capitalize + " " + interest + ", " + adjective + " " + interest + ", " + band + "."
  first + second
end

.celebroties ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 105

def celebroties
  [

    "AbrOham Lincoln",      
    "abroham lincoln",
    "adrien brody",
    "Broba Fett",
    "Brobespierre",
    "brobo cop",
    "broby dick",
    "brodin, the sculptor",
    "brodo the hobbit bro",
    "Brocahontas",
    "broey deschanel",
    "Brohammad",
    "Broback Brobama",
    "Bronan the barbarian",
    "Brosalina",
    "brosef stalin",
    "Broseidon King of the Brocean",
    "Bromeo and Juliet",
    "Brope john paul",
    "broprah winfrey", 
    "brozilla",
    "bro dimaggio",
    "Bro Montana",
    "bro nye the science guy",
    "don quibrote",
    "double bro seven",
    "gallilebro gallilei",
    "Han Brolo",
    "Josh Brolin",
    "leonardo dicapribro",
    "mighty bro young",
    "napoleon bronaparte",
    "selena bromez",
    "teddy broosevelt",
    "wolfgang amadaeus brozart"
  ]
end

.celebroty ⇒ Object

Faker::Stoked.celebroty

"don quibrote
"Bronan the barbarian"
"brodo the hobbit bro"
"Broba Fett"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 152

def celebroty
  celebroties.sample
end

.firstname ⇒ Object

Faker::Stoked.firstname

"Bronathan"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 76

def firstname
  firstnames.sample
end

.firstnames ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 66

def firstnames
  firstnames = []
  Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname|
    firstnames << fullname.split((/[\s,]+/)).first
  end
  firstnames
end

.food ⇒ Object

Some food that a stoked bro might want to mange

Faker::Stoked.food

"brozilian bbq"
"broissant"
"rice-a-broni"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 260

def food
  foods.sample
end

.foods ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 225

def foods
  [ 
    "brosghetti",
    "broast chicken breast",
    "broasted vegetables",
    "broccoli",
    "brocaroni",
    "brochos",
    "broccoli",
    "broiled nuts",
    "broissant",
    "broloney sammich",
    "brorito",
    "brosicle",
    "brotato chip",
    "brotein shake",
    "brozilian bbq",
    "bro-b-q",
    "bro-chop",
    "fish tacos",
    "general bro's chicken",
    "lasagnbro",
    "macabroni and cheese",
    "rice-a-broni",
    "stoke and eggs",
    "top brahmen"
  ]
end

.fullname ⇒ Object

Faker::Stoked.fullname

"Broderick Broeneman"
"Jeremonious Collyerunk"
"Jessicka Hamilton"
"Devonian Brocreature"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 62

def fullname
  fullnames.sample
end

.fullnames ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 7

def fullnames
  [
    "ryan courvoisier",
    "scott browland",
    "christal heinofear",
    "April Goldbrosephson",
    "Jason Galvinized Steelbro",
    "Melissa Brautista",
    "Jane Stokebro",
    "Ryan van Niebro",
    "Broshad Brosouri",
    "Suzette Saint-Brobespierre",
    "Toshibro Sugar",
    "Adam Brogianti",
    "Art Brozak",
    "Nandita Bronon",
    "Ashley Aristocrunk",
    "Jennybro Jaynebro",
    "Brolga Vasserbro",
    "Bill Brong",
    "Adam Collinsmix",
    "Parker Stevenson",
    "Steve AquiNoFear",
    "Amy Marcobrolo",
    "Carlo Mogabrolo",
    "Braina Turner",
    "Zavenaire McStallion",
    "Kevin Woodsostokeditsick",
    "Natalia Pintotallystoked",
    "Mike McCrunk",
    "Nick Brodulik",
    "Greg Kerzhbro",
    "Michael Porchbro",
    "Mya Burrellbro",
    "Tony Contrerevolutionarybro",
    "Jeremonious Collyerunk",
    "Jessicka Hamiltonofstoke",
    "Jeff Smithsonianinstituteofstokebrology",
    "Bronathan Taybro",
    "Devonian Seacreature",
    "Dan Bronicke",
    "Daniel StokeStacker",
    "Kriztopher Menbroza",
    "GoBraola Cerioli",
    "Ryan Cobbrolo",
    "Erock Guzbro",
    "Steve Hardchargerley"
  ]
end

.interest ⇒ Object

a stoked bro might be interested in

Faker::Stoked.interest

"defying that which should be defied"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 449

def interest
  interests.sample
end

.interests ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 422

def interests
  [
    "defying that which should be defied",
    "hamburgers", 
    "painting",
    "country music",
    "defying death",
    "hamburgers", 
    "kale",
    "kiteboarding",
    "techno dancing",
    "parasailing",
    "teaching yoga",
    "teaching broga",
    "techno dancing",
    "raising money for breast cancer",
    "shredding sick pow", 
    "speedflying",
    "working with orphans",
    "world peace"
  ]
end

.intmodifier ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 18

def intmodifier
  [ 
    "but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", 
    "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
  ].sample
end

.intro ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb', line 53

def intro
  intros.sample
end

.intros ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/intro.rb', line 8

def intros
  [
    "To properly understand a stoke factor (S),",
    "On the other hand,",
    "From the non-racical point of view",
    "This suggests that",
    "It appears that",
    "Furthermore,",
    "We will blow your mind with the following paradigm:",
    "To bestow a bodacious structure for T(Z,K),",
    "From C1, it follows that",
    "For any radicalization which is sufficiently awesome in pursuit of any level of stoke,",
    "Bronalogously,",
    "Crystal clearly,",
    "Note that",
    "Of course,",
    "Whoah?",
    "Bro?",
    "Suppose, like, for instance, that",
    "Thus",
    "Por ejemplo",
    "With this trip,",
    "Conversely,",
    "We have already been knowledge that",
    "By combining stoke and certain reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm,",
    "I suggested that these bodaciouus images would flow from the realization that",
    "If the gestalt of the grinding in (99c) were only partially tangible to stokeologists,",
    "However, this awe-assumption is not correct, since",
    "Comparing these extreme stoked videos with their bestoked gap aficionados in (96) and (97), we see that",
    "In the discussion of stoked endeavors following (81),",
    "So far,",
    "Nevertheless,",
    "For one thing,",
    "Summarizing, then, we assume that",
    "A consequence of the approach just knowledged to you is that",
    "Presumably,",
    "On our assumptions,",
    "It may be, then, that",
    "It must be emphasized, once again, that",
    "Let us continue to suppose that",
    "Notice, incidentally, that"

  ]
end

.job ⇒ Object

Somewhere a stoked bro might do to pay for her brotomobile insurance

Faker::Stoked.job

"brommando"
"brogrammer"
"brofessor"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 221

def job
  jobs.sample
end

.jobs ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 183

def jobs
  [ 
    "brorthopedist",
    "surfing",
    "broBGYN",
    "brofessor",
    "wut",
    "acrobrobat",
    "web developer",
    "chibropractor",
    "CEBrO",
    "Director of brofittings",
    "brothadontist",
    "VP of Stoke",
    "Astbronaut",
    "ski lift operator",
    "Brodern Dancer",
    "brodancer",
    "BrOperations",
    "Astbronaut",
    "brothadontist",
    "brommando",
    "broducer",
    "brofessor",
    "brogrammer",
    "brofessional broball player",
    "amateur broxer",
    "brotist",
    "brotanist"
  ]
end

.lastname ⇒ Object

Faker::Stoked.lastname

"Broeneman"
"Collyerunk"
"Hamilton"
"McStallion"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 101

def lastname
  lastnames.sample
end

.lastnames ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 80

def lastnames
  lastnames = []
  Faker::Stoked.fullnames.each do |fullname|
    fullname_array = fullname.split(/[\s,]+/)
    fullname_array.shift
    
    unless fullname_array.size == 1
      @fullname = fullname_array.join(" ")
    end
    @fullname = fullname_array.first
    lastnames << @fullname
    lastnames
  end
  lastnames
end

.object ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb', line 29

def object
  objects.sample
end

.objects ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/object.rb', line 7

def objects
  [
    "problems of athletic and free-spirited analysis.",
    "a corpus of bro-isms and bro-sayings upon which conformity has been defined by the paired bro-ism text.",
    "the traditional practice of stoked bros.",
    "the levels of stoke from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual clown car antics (eg (98d)).",
    "a stipulation to place the stoked/awesome/radical/clowncar into these various categories.",
    "a bromazing fact.",
    "a YOLO gap bro-ism.",
    "the extended YOLO/BrOLO construct discussed in connection with (34).",
    "the ultimate standard that determines the brohemian level of any proposed radicalization.",
    "the system of base bro-words exclusive of the bro dialect.",
    "irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.",
    "nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive bro theory.",
    "a general convention regarding the forms of the stoke linguistics.",
    "an abstract underlying sub-stoke order.",
    "an important distinction in stoked language use.",
    "the requirement that stoke-branching is not tolerated within the dominance stoke-scope of a complex bro-symbol.",
    "the strong generative capacity of the stoke-theory."
  ]
end

.opener ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 59

def opener
  openers.sample
end

.openers ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 49

def openers
  [
    "love",
    "amazed by",
    "stoked for",
    "Spends free time",
    "pumped about"
  ]
end

.paragraph ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot.rb', line 26

def paragraph 
  sentences(5)
end

.paragraphs(paragraph_count = 3) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot.rb', line 7

def paragraphs(paragraph_count = 3)
  paragraphs = []
  paragraph_count.times do 
    paragraphs << paragraph
  end
  paragraphs.join(" ")
end

.place ⇒ Object

Somewhere a stoked bro might call home

Faker::Stoked.place

"stokoslavia"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 179

def place
  places.sample
end

.places ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 156

def places
  [
    "Brohannesberg",
    "Bromerica",
    "super brome",
    "bromuda triangle",
    "Broklahoma",
    "Brolivia",
    "Bromania",
    "brokeback mountain",
    "stokoslavia",
    "stoked republic",
    "mexicbro",
    "colorado",
    "wybroming",
    "stoked mountain"
  ]
end

.saying ⇒ Object

something a stoked bro might say

Faker::Stoked.saying

"bro ho ho"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 281

def saying
  sayings.sample
end

.sayings ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 264

def sayings
  
  [
    "bro ho ho",
    "broyo",
    "yobro",
    "hey bro",
    "gribbled",
    "soaked",
    "Toad"
  ]
end

.sentence ⇒ Object

a stoked developer bro might need a stoked sentence for his bros

Faker::StokeBot.sentence

> “Brotastic but stokealicious skeleton rider. Love shredding sick pow, 

brodacious raising money for breast cancer, Gordon Lightfoot.



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot.rb', line 63

def sentence
  [intro, subject, verb, object].join(" ")
end

.sentences(sentence_count = 3) ⇒ Object

a stoked developer bro might multiple stoked sentences for his bros, in which case the bro would pass in the number of sentences he would like go generate as an argument. shout out to chomskybot, bro.

Faker::StokeBot.sentence(8)

> “”Whoah? the athlete/groupie constructed intuition suffices to account 

for an important distinction in language use. By combining stoke and certain 
reformulations of the dominant extreme paradigm, the appearance of 
non-stoked gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary 
radicalization raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening 
contexts in selectional rules. Note that this analysis of a stoked 
construct as a pair of sets of awesome features appears to correlate 
rather closely with the system of base rules exclusive of the bro dialect. 
For one thing, the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not subject to
the strong generative capacity of the theory. To bestow a bodacious structure 
for T(Z,K), the systematic use of complex bro-isms is not to be considered 
in determining a descriptive fact. From C1, it follows that a case of 
semicenteredness of a different sort raises serious doubts about an abstract 
underlying order. So far, the earlier discussion of deviance is, apparently, 
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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot.rb', line 50

def sentences(sentence_count = 3)
  sentences = []
  sentence_count.times do 
    sentences << sentence
  end
  sentences.join(" ")
end

.sport ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 45

def sport
  sports.sample
end

.sports ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bio.rb', line 25

def sports
  [  
    "figure skater",
    "speed skater",
    "short track speed skater",
    "ice hockey player",
    "curler",
    "cross-country skier",
    "nordic skier",
    "alpine racer",
    "ski jumper",
    "freestyle skier",
    "snowboarder",
    "biathlete",
    "Luger",
    "bobsleigher",
    "skeleton rider"
  ]
end

.strength ⇒ Object

a stoked bro might describe himself as having a stregh like this

Faker::Stoked.strength

"hard charging"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 463

def strength 
  [
    "hard charging",
    "forward",
    "strong",
    "outrageous work ethic",
    "endurance"
  ].sample
end

.strengths ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 453

def strengths 
  [
    "hard charging","forward","strong","outrageous work ethic","endurance"
  ]
end

.subject ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb', line 30

def subject
  subjects.sample
end

.subjects ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/subject.rb', line 7

def subjects
  [
    "the notion of level of awesomeness or even pitted awesomeness",
    "a case of pitted stoke of a different sort",
    "most of the methodological fearlessness rampant in modern stokeology",
    "a subset of stoked concepts interesting on pitted, yet non-determinate grounds",
    "the natural general bro-principle that will stoke this case",
    "an important bro-property or broperty of these three stochetypes of EC",
    "any broficient supporting stoke graph",
    "the appearance of non-stoked gaps in domains relatively immune to ordinary pitted radicalization",
    "the athlete/groupie constructed intuition or bro-sense",
    "the descriptive power of the base bro-paradigm",
    "the earlier bro discussion of brofanity",
    "this analysis of a stoked construct as a pair of sets of awesome features",
    "this selectionally introduced bro-contextual feature",
    "a descriptively adequate bro-language",
    "the fundamental error of regarding bros and/or brodies as less than intellectual",
    "relational information vis-a-vis stoke-factor and bro/brodiness",
    "the systematic and stoked use of complex bro-isms",
    "the theory of stoked bro characteristics developed earlier"
  ]
end

.thing ⇒ Object

something a stoked bro might be intereseted in

Faker::Stoked.thing

"bromarang"



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 358

def thing
  things.sample
end

.things ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/bro_words.rb', line 285

def things
  
  [ 
    "Afbro",
    "autobrobile",
    "bee in your bronnet",
    
    
    "broactive",
    "broa constrictor",
    "brobot",
    "broca brola",
    "Brochi brOlympics",
    "broceed",
    "brocycle",
    "brocodile",
    "brodeo",
    "Brodism",
    "broductivity",
    "brofanity",
    "broffice bromance",
    "broformance",
    "brogramming",
    "brogram",
    "brohave",
    "brohemian rhapsody",
    "brohypnol",
    "broken brottles",
    "brolap",
    "broletariat",
    "brolociraptor",
    "brotomic brOmb",
    "Bromageddon",
    "bromantic bromedy",
    "bromaldehyde",
    "bromance",
    "bromarang",
    "bromobile",
    "Bromodo Dragon, native bronly to the island of Bromodo",
    "bromosapien",
    "bromotion",
    "broordinates",
    "bro-nanomous",
    "brononamous tip",
    "Brorannosaurus Rex",
    "brontosaurus",
    "brorontosaurus", 
    "brostache",
    "brotally",
    "brotanist",
    "brotocal",
    "brotor broat",
    "bro-made",
    "bro-tie",
    "bro and arbrow",
    "brozone layer",
    "chest of bros.",
    "gazebros",
    "herbrovore",
    "Land Brover",
    "lawn brome",
    "sex wax",
    "Super Maribro Bros.",
    "The Brovinci Brode",
    "van",
  ]

end

.verb ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb', line 29

def verb
  verbs.sample
end

.verbs ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/faker/stokebot/verb.rb', line 7

def verbs
  [
    "can be defined in such a way as to impose",
    "delimits in a stoked/non-stoked construct",
    "suffices to account for",
    "cannot be non-pitted in",
    "is not stoked or pitted to",
    "does not readily tolerate",
    "raises all-natural doubts about",
    "is not quite bronalogous to",
    "does not bromanticize the structure of",
    "may remedy and, at the same time, de-fearify",
    "is not to be considered in bro metamorphosis",
    "is to be regarded as",
    "is unspecified with respect to",
    "is, apparently, brotesquley cerebralized by",
    "is necessary to impose an interpretation on",
    "appears to correlate rather fearelessly with",
    "is rather bronificent relative to"
  ]
end