Module: Fucko::Dictionary

Defined in:
lib/fucko/dictionary.rb

Constant Summary collapse

WORDS = 
["testicle", "ball", "ass", "cock", "slag", "shit", "gonad"]

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.adjective ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/fucko/dictionary.rb', line 18

def self.adjective
  word = noun
  ending = 'ed'

  if word =~ /[aeiou][^aeiou]$/
    "#{word}#{word[-1, 1]}#{ending}"
  else
    "#{word}#{ending}"
  end
end

.compound_adjective ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/fucko/dictionary.rb', line 29

def self.compound_adjective
  "#{noun}-#{adjective}"
end

.noun ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/fucko/dictionary.rb', line 5

def self.noun
  WORDS.sample
end

.plural_noun ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/fucko/dictionary.rb', line 9

def self.plural_noun
  word = noun
  if word =~ /s$/
    "#{word}es"
  else
    "#{word}s"
  end
end