Class: Swearifier::Swearify

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
show all
Defined in:
lib/swearifier.rb

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#and_you_too ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/swearifier.rb', line 25

def and_you_too
  rand = rand(100)
  case rand
  when 0
    puts "
    \\
     \\
      \\\\
       \\\\
        >\\/7
    _.-(6'  \\
   (=___._/` \\
        )  \\ |
       /   / |
      /    > /
     j    < _\\
 _.-' :      ``.
 \\ r=._\\        `.
   <`\\\\_   \\         .`-.
\\ r-7   `-. ._  ' .  `\\
 \\`,      `-.`7   7)   )
  \\/         \\|   \\'  / `-._
             ||     .'
              \\\\  (
               >\\  >
           ,.-' >.'
          <.'_.''
            <'
      "
  when 1..20
    puts "
FFFF  UU  UU   CCCC   KK  KK    YY  YY  OOOO   UU  UU      TTTTTT  OOOO    OOOO   !!
FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK      YYYY  OO  OO  UU  UU        TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  !!
FFFF  UU  UU  CC      KKKK        YY   OO  OO  UU  UU        TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  !!
FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK       YY   OO  OO  UU  UU  ,,    TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  
FF     UUUU    CCCC   KK  KK      YY    OOOO    UUUU  ,,     TT    OOOO    OOOO   !!
"
  when 21..40
    puts "
 AAAA   WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FFFF  UU  UU   CCCC   KK  KK  !!
AA  AA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK   !!
AAAAAA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FFFF  UU  UU  CC      KKKK    !!
AA  AA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  ,,    FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK
AA  AA   WWW  WWW    WWW  WWW  ,,     FF     UUUU    CCCC   KK  KK  !!
    "
  when 41..60
    puts "
II     GGGG   EEEE  TTTTTT    TTTTTT  HH  HH   AAAA  TTTTTT    oo    oo
II    GG      EE      TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT     o  o  o  o
II    GG GGG  EEEE    TT        TT    HHHHHH  AAAAAA   TT      oo    oo
II    GG  GG  EE      TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT       _______
II     GGGG   EEEE    TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT      /       \\
" 
  when 61..80
    nlnn
  when 81..98
    puts ":("
  when 99
    puts " 

    ((@))  ((@))

      ^
     /^\\
     \\ /

    "
  end
end

#fuuuu ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/swearifier.rb', line 3

def fuuuu
  puts "
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ▓▄██████▄▄▌▄▄▌▀▀▀█▄ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ▄█▀╞        █▓▓▌µ     ║▌ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFF ▓▄▒▓▌▄          ▄█▌█.  ▄▄x, ▀▌▌ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUU ▓▌▌▀▀▀█▓▓▄,     ▓▌▌ ▄█▀` ▄ Γ▀▄▌▌▄ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUU ╞▒▌▌▀     ,,▀█µ    ▌▌ ▓     █▄▄█╧█▌▌▄ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU ▒δ▌▌   ,B▀╞   ▀██,     ▌           ▓▓█▓█ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU ╞▒▌▌   ▐█▀▓      Σ▌      █Q         █ ▓▀▌ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU M▀█▓   ▐▓▀Γ      ▓⌐,▄▀▀▀▀▓█▌▓▓╛EM╛╧Γ   ▓▀▓ UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ╒░▄█▌    ▀▄    ,▄█ ▓▀ ▓▄▄▓▀Γ   ▀▀█▓▄     ▓▌░ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU Γ▒▓▌      Γ▀▀▀   █▀▌▄█⌐            ▀▄   ▐▌Θ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ▐Q█▌▓            ▄▀▀Γ       ,▄▀▄Q     █   ▌Q UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU ╞▒▌█            ▌      ▄▀▀▀▀  ,▌▄▌▀▀▄╘▄  ╫▒µ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ╘╛▀▌▄▄           █     █   ▄▀R▄█ ,▌,,▄▀   ├▌░ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU ▄▄▌▌          █     ,▄╧▄▐▌ ▄ê▀Γ         ▓▓Θ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUU ║▓▓       ,█,▄═▄▄▄▀  ,█▀Γ            ╞▌▀ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU ╫▌██▄    ╘▀█Mmx▄█╧▀Γ                ▓█ÿ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUU É█  ▀▀▄≡                         «█▀' UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  "
end

#nlnn ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/swearifier.rb', line 110

def nlnn
  puts "
....(\\¯`\\
.....\\..¯\\
......\\....\\
....´¯¯`\\'...'\\¯´\\
./¯¨\\....\\....\\...\\'\\
('.'\\~¯....`...`...)')
.\\...'............../
..`·_........./...''
...)............../
../............../
  "
end

#nnln ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/swearifier.rb', line 95

def nnln
  puts "
....................../´¯/) 
....................,/¯../ 
.................../..../ 
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ 
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\\ 
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') 
.........\\.................'.../ 
..........''...\\.......... _.·´ 
............\\..............( 
..............\\.............\\...
  "
end