{
'0' => ['zero'],
'1' => ['one'],
'10Q' => ['thank you'],
'121' => ['one to one'],
'1337' => ['leet', 'elite'],
'1457' => ['last'],
'1CE' => ['once'],
'2' => ['two', 'to', 'too'],
'26Y4U' => ['too sexy for you'],
'2BONO' => ['to be or not to be'],
'2DAY' => ['today'],
'2MOR' => ['tomorrow'],
'2n8' => ['two and eight'],
'3' => ['three'],
'4' => ['for', 'four'],
'411' => ['info'],
'4EVER' => ['forever'],
'4FRNFR' => ['for( ever)? and ever'],
'5' => ['five'],
'6' => ['six'],
'7' => ['seven'],
'7K' => ['sick'],
'8' => ['eight'],
'9' => ['nine'],
':)s' => ['smiles'],
'@TEOTD' => ['At The End Of The Day'],
'A3' => ['Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace'],
'A41A14A' => ['All For One And One For All'],
'AAAAA' => ['American Association Against Acronym Abuse'],
'AAF' => ['As A Friend'],
'AAK' => ['Asleep At Keyboard'],
'AAMOF' => ['As a matter of fact'],
'AAMOI' => ['As A Matter Of Interest'],
'AAR' => ['At Any Rate'],
'AAR8' => ['At Any Rate'],
'AAS' => ['Alive And Smiling'],
'AATK' => ['Always At The Keyboard'],
'AAYF' => ['As Always, Your Friend'],
'AB' => ['Ass Backwards'],
'ABITHIWT' => ['A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush'],
'ABRS' => ['Abbreviations'],
'ABT2' => ['About To'],
'ACD' => ['Alt Control Delete'],
'ACE' => ['Access Control Entry'],
'ACK' => ['Acknowledgement'],
'ADAD' => ['Another Day Another Dollar'],
'ADBB' => ['All Done Bye Bye'],
'ADIH' => ['Another Day In Hell'],
'ADIP' => ['Another Day In Paradise'],
'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
'ADR' => ['Address'],
'AEAP' => ['As Early As Possible'],
'AFAGAY' => ['A Friend As Good As You'],
'AFAHMASP' => ['A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted'],
'AFAIC' => ['As far as I\'m concerned'],
'AFAICS' => ['As Far As I Can See'],
'AFAICT' => ['As far as I can tell'],
'AFAIK' => ['As Far As I Know'],
'AFAIU' => ['As Far As I Understand'],
'AFAIUI' => ['As Far As I Understand It'],
'AFAP' => ['As Far As Possible'],
'AFC' => ['Away From Computer'],
'AFDN' => ['Any Fucking Day Now'],
'AFIAA' => ['As Far As I Am Aware'],
'AFINIAFI' => ['A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed'],
'AFK' => ['Away From Keyboard'],
'AFU' => ['All fucked up'],
'AFZ' => ['Acronym free zone'],
'AGKWE' => ['And God Knows What Else'],
'AIAMU' => ['And I\'m a monkey\'s uncle'],
'AIH' => ['As It Happens'],
'AIMB' => ['As I Mentioned Before'],
'AIMP' => ['Always In My Prayers'],
'AISE' => ['As I Said Earlier'],
'AISI' => ['As I see it'],
'AKA' => ['Also Known As'],
'ALAP' => ['As Late As Possible'],
'ALOL' => ['Actually Laughing Out Loud'],
'ALTG' => ['Act Locally, Think Globally'],
'AMAP' => ['As Many As Possible'],
'AMBW' => ['All my best wishes'],
'AMF' => [' Adios, motherfucker!'],
'AML' => ['All My Love'],
'ANFAWFOW' => ['And now for a word from our web sponsor'],
'ANFSCD' => ['And Now For Something Completely Different'],
'AOAS' => ['All of a sudden'],
'AOB' => ['Abuse Of Bandwidth'],
'AOL' => ['Army of lamers'],
'AP' => ['Apple pie'],
'ASAFP' => ['As Soon As "Friggin" Possible'],
'ASAP' => ['As Soon As Possible'],
'ASL' => ['Age, Sex, Location?'],
'ASLMH' => ['Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?'],
'ATK' => ['At The Keyboard'],
'ATM' => ['At The Moment'],
'ATST' => ['At the same time'],
'ATW' => ['All the Web or Around the Web'],
'AWGTHTGT' => ['Are we going to have to go through this again?'],
'AWOL' => ['Absent Without Leave'],
'AYK' => ['As You Know'],
'AYSOS' => ['Are You Stupid Or Something?'],
'AYTMTB' => ['And you\'re telling me this because?'],
'B' => ['be'],
'B4' => ['Before'],
'B4N' => ['Bye For Now'],
'B4U' => ['Before You'],
'B4YKI' => ['Before You Know It'],
'BAG' => ['Bursting A Gut'],
'BAK' => ['Back At Keyboard'],
'BAU' => ['Business As Usual'],
'BB' => ['Bathroom break'],
'BB4N' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
'BBBG' => ['Bye Bye Be Good'],
'BBFBBM' => ['Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel'],
'BBFN' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
'BBIAB' => ['Be back in a bit'],
'BBIAF' => ['Be back in a few'],
'BBIAS' => ['Be Back In A Sec'],
'BBIAW' => ['Be Back In A While'],
'BBL' => ['Be Back Later'],
'BBN' => ['Bye, Bye Now'],
'BBS' => ['Be Back Soon'],
'BBSD' => ['Be Back Soon Darling'],
'BBSL' => ['Be Back Sooner or Later'],
'BBT' => ['Be Back Tomorrow'],
'BC' => ['Because'],
'BCBS' => ['Big company, big school'],
'BCNU' => ['be seeing you'],
'BCOZ' => ['Because'],
'BD' => ['Big Deal'],
'BDC' => ['Big dumb company or Big dot com'],
'BDN' => ['Big damn number'],
'BEOS' => ['Nudge'],
'BF' => ['Boyfriend'],
'BFD' => ['Big fucking deal'],
'BFF' => ['Best Friends Forever'],
'BFN' => ['Bye For Now'],
'BG' => ['Big grin'],
'BHOF' => ['Bald headed old fart'],
'BIF' => ['Basis in fact or before I forget'],
'BIOYN' => ['Blow it Out Your Nose'],
'BITD' => ['Back in the day'],
'BITMT' => ['But in the meantime'],
'BKA' => ['Better Known As'],
'BM' => ['Byte me'],
'BMOTA' => ['Byte me on the ass'],
'BMW' => ['Be My Wife'],
'BNF' => ['Big name fan'],
'BO' => ['buzz off'],
'BOHICA' => ['Bend over, here it comes again'],
'BOT' => ['Back on topic'],
'BR' => ['Bathroom'],
'BRB' => ['Be Right Back'],
'BRT' => ['Be Right There'],
'BS' => ['Big Smile'],
'BSF' => ['But Seriously, Folks'],
'BT' => ['Byte This'],
'BTA' => ['But then again or Before the attacks'],
'BTDT' => ['been there done that'],
'BTDTGTS' => ['Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt'],
'BTHOOM' => ['Beats The Heck Out Of Me'],
'BTOBS' => ['Be there or be square'],
'BTSOOM' => ['Beats the shit out of me'],
'BTW' => ['By The Way'],
'BTWBO' => ['Be there with bells on'],
'bugly' => ['Butt Ugly'],
'BW' => ['Best Wishes'],
'BWDIK' => ['But what do I know?'],
'BWO' => ['Black, white or other'],
'BYKT' => ['But you Knew That'],
'BYORL' => ['Bring your own rocket launcher'],
'C' => ['see'],
'C4N' => ['Ciao for now'],
'CB' => ['Chat brat'],
'CFD' => ['Call for discussion'],
'CFV' => ['Call for vote'],
'CIAO' => ['Goodbye (in Italian)'],
'CID' => ['consider it done'],
'CIS' => ['CompuServe Information Service'],
'CMF' => ['Count my fingers'],
'CNP' => ['Continued in my next post'],
'COB' => ['Close Of Business'],
'CofS' => ['Church of Scientology'],
'COZ' => ['because'],
'CP' => ['Sleepy'],
'CP' => ['Cross post'],
'CRAFT' => ['Can\'t remember a fucking thing'],
'CRAP' => ['Cheap, redundant assorted products'],
'CT' => ['City'],
'CTC' => ['Choking the chicken'],
'CTN' => ['Can\'t Talk Now'],
'CU' => ['See You'],
'CUL' => ['See You Later'],
'CUL8ER' => ['See You Later'],
'CUL8R' => ['See You Later'],
'CUL8TR' => ['See you later'],
'CUNS' => ['See You In School!'],
'CUZ' => ['Because'],
'CWOT' => ['Complete Waste Of Time'],
'CWYL' => ['Chat with you later'],
'CY' => ['Calm Yourself'],
'CYA' => ['See Ya'],
'CYL' => ['See You Later'],
'CYT' => ['See You Tomorrow'],
'DA' => ['the'],
'DAMIFINO' => ['Damn, if I know'],
'DARFC' => ['Ducking And Running For Cover'],
'DBAU' => ['Doing business as usual'],
'DD' => ['Due diligence'],
'DDD' => ['Direct distance dial'],
'DF' => ['Dear Friend'],
'DH' => ['Dear Hubby or Husband'],
'DIKU' => ['Do I Know You'],
'DILLIGAD' => ['Do I look like I give a damn?'],
'DILLIGAF' => ['Do I look like I give a fuck?'],
'DILLIGAS' => ['Do I look like I give a shit?'],
'DINK' => ['Double Income No Kids'],
'DIY' => ['Do it yourself'],
'DL' => ['Download'],
'DNC' => ['Does Not Compute'],
'DND' => ['Do Not Disturb'],
'DUST' => ['Did You See That?'],
'DWL' => ['Dying with laughter'],
'DWYM' => ['Does what you mean'],
'DXNRY' => ['Dictionary'],
'DYLM' => ['do you like me'],
'DYOFDW' => ['Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work'],
'DYSTSOTT' => ['Did you see the size of that thing?'],
'E123' => ['Easy as One, Two, Three'],
'EAK' => ['Eating at Keyboard'],
'EG' => ['Evil grin'],
'EL' => ['Evil Laugh'],
'EM' => ['Excuse Me?'],
'EMFJI' => ['Excuse me for jumping in'],
'EOD' => ['End of discussion'],
'EOM' => ['End of message'],
'EOT' => ['End of transmission'],
'ESO' => ['Equipment smarter than operator'],
'EULA' => ['End-User License Agreement'],
'EWI' => ['E-mailing while intoxicated'],
'EZ' => ['easy'],
'F2F' => ['Flesh to flesh or Face to face'],
'F2T' => ['free to talk'],
'FAB' => ['Features, attributes, benefits'],
'FAI' => ['Frequently argued issue'],
'FAQ' => ['Frequently Asked Questions'],
'FAQL' => ['Frequently Asked Questions List'],
'FAWC' => ['For Anyone Who Cares'],
'FBKS' => ['Failure between keyboard and seat'],
'FBOW' => ['For better or worse'],
'FBUGLY' => ['Fucking Butt Ugly'],
'FC' => ['Fingers Crossed'],
'FE' => ['Fatal error'],
'FF' => ['Friends Forever'],
'FFPN' => ['Fresh fields and pastures new'],
'FISH' => ['First in, Still Here'],
'FITB' => ['Fill in the Blanks'],
'FIWDIM' => ['Fuck It, We\'ll Do It Monday...'],
'FO' => ['fuck off'],
'FOAD' => ['Fuck Off And Die'],
'FOAF' => ['Friend of a friend'],
'FOC' => ['Free of Charge'],
'FOCL' => ['Falling off chair laughing'],
'FOFL' => ['Falling on Floor Laughing'],
'FOTFLOL' => ['falling on the floor, laughing out loud'],
'FRED' => ['fucking ridiculous electronic device'],
'FRM' => ['from'],
'FSCK' => ['File System Check'],
'FTASB' => ['Faster than a speeding bullet'],
'FTBSITTTD' => ['Fuck The Bull Shit It\'s Time To Throw Down'],
'FTFTFWMF' => ['Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers'],
'FTITM' => ['First Thing In The Morning'],
'FTL' => ['Faster than light'],
'FTMFW' => ['For The Mother Fucking Win'],
'FTMFWB' => ['For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches'],
'FTTB' => ['For the time being'],
'FTTYYGTS' => ['Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit'],
'FTW' => ['For The Win'],
'FUBAB' => ['fucked up beyond all belief'],
'FUBAR' => ['fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair'],
'FUBB' => ['Fucked Up Beyond Belief'],
'FUBIO' => ['Fuck You Buddy I\'m Out'],
'FUD' => ['Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt'],
'FWD' => ['Forward'],
'FWIW' => ['For What It\'s Worth'],
'FYA' => ['For your amusement'],
'FYI' => ['For Your Information'],
'FYIFV' => ['fuck you, I\'m fully vested'],
'FYIV' => ['fuck you, I\'m vested'],
'FYM' => ['For your misinformation'],
'FYYSOS' => ['Fuck you, you sack of shit'],
'G' => ['Grin'],
'G2G' => ['Got to Go'],
'G9' => ['Genius'],
'GA' => ['Go ahead'],
'GAL' => ['Get A Life'],
'GALGAL' => ['Give A Little Get A Little'],
'GBH' => ['Great Big Hug'],
'GBTW' => ['Get back to work'],
'GDR' => ['Grinning, Ducking and Running'],
'GF' => ['Girlfirend'],
'GFC' => ['Going for coffee'],
'GFETE' => ['Grinning from ear to ear'],
'GFN' => ['Gone for now'],
'GG' => ['Good Game'],
'GGN' => ['Gotta Go Now'],
'GHP' => ['Good hand partner (for online card games)'],
'GIGO' => ['Garbage in, garbage out'],
'GJIAGDVYCN' => ['Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt'],
'GL' => ['Good luck'],
'GLLA' => ['Great lovers love alike'],
'GLYASDI' => ['God loves you and so do I'],
'GMBO' => ['Giggling my butt off'],
'GMTA' => ['Great Minds Think Alike'],
'GMTFT' => ['Great minds think for themselves'],
'GNBLFY' => ['Got nothing but love for you'],
'GR8' => ['Great!'],
'GRD' => ['Grinning, running and ducking'],
'GRMBL' => ['Grumble'],
'GRRRR' => ['Growling'],
'GSOAS' => ['Go sit on a snake'],
'GSOH' => ['Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)'],
'GTG' => ['got to go'],
'GTGB' => ['Got to go, bye'],
'GTGP' => ['Got to go pee'],
'GTH' => ['Go To Hell'],
'GTSY' => ['Glad to see ya'],
'GYPO' => ['Get your pants off'],
'H8' => ['hate'],
'HAB' => ['Hot Asian babe'],
'HACK' => ['To use something not in its intended manner.'],
'HAGD' => ['Have a Great Day'],
'HAGN' => ['Have a good night'],
'HAGO' => ['Have a good one'],
'HAK' => ['Hugs and kisses'],
'HAND' => ['have a nice day'],
'HB' => ['Hurry back'],
'hbtu' => ['Happy Birthday To You'],
'HD' => ['Hold'],
'HF' => ['Hello, Friend'],
'HH' => ['Hold Hands'],
'HHIS' => ['Hanging head in shame'],
'HHO12K' => ['Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)'],
'HHOJ' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Joking'],
'HHOK' => ['Ha ha, only kidding'],
'HHOS' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious'],
'HHTYAY' => ['Happy Holidays To You And Yours'],
'HIH' => ['Hope It Helps'],
'HIOOC' => ['Help! I\'m out of coffee'],
'HOAS' => ['Hold On A Sec'],
'HOHA' => ['Hollywood hacker'],
'HOT4U' => ['hot for you'],
'HTH' => ['Hope this helps'],
'HUA' => ['Heads up ace'],
'HUD' => ['How You Doing?'],
'HUGZ' => ['Hugs'],
'HUYA' => ['Head up your ass'],
'HW' => ['Homework'],
'I 1DR' => ['I Wonder'],
'IAC' => ['In any case'],
'IAE' => ['In any event'],
'IAITS' => ['It\'s all in the subject'],
'IANAC' => ['I am not a crook'],
'IANAE' => ['I Am Not an Expert'],
'IANAL' => ['I am not a lawyer'],
'IAT' => ['I Am Tired'],
'IAYL' => ['In A While'],
'IBRB' => ['I Will Be Right Back'],
'IBT' => ['In between technology'],
'IBTD' => ['I beg to differ'],
'IC' => ['I See'],
'ICBW' => ['I Could Be Wrong'],
'ICQ' => ['I Seek you'],
'ID10T' => ['Idiot'],
'IDC' => ['I Don\'t Care'],
'IDK' => ['I Don\'t Know'],
'IDL' => ['Ideal'],
'IDM' => ['It Does Not Matter'],
'IEF' => ['It\'s esther\'s fault'],
'IFAB' => ['I found a bug'],
'IFU' => ['I fucked up'],
'IGGP' => ['I gotta go pee'],
'IGTP' => ['I Get The Point'],
'IHAIM' => ['I Have Another Instant Message'],
'IHNO' => ['I Have No Opinion'],
'IHTFP' => ['I Have Truly Found Paradise'],
'IHTFP' => ['I Hate This Fucking Place'],
'IIIO' => ['Intel inside, idiot outside'],
'IIMAD' => ['If it makes any difference'],
'IIR' => ['If I Remember or If I Recall'],
'IIRC' => ['If I remember correctly'],
'IIWM' => ['If it were me'],
'ILICISCOMK' => ['I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard'],
'ILU' => ['I Love You'],
'ILY' => ['I love you'],
'IM' => ['Instant messaging'],
'IMCO' => ['In my considered opinion'],
'IMHO' => ['In My Honest/Humble Opinion'],
'IMNSHO' => ['in my not so humble opinion'],
'IMO' => ['In My Opinion'],
'IMOW' => ['In My Own Words'],
'IMPE' => ['In my previous/personal experience'],
'IMS' => ['I Am Sorry'],
'IMVHO' => ['In my very humble opinion'],
'INMP' => ['It\'s not my problem'],
'INPO' => ['In no particular order'],
'IOH' => ['I\'m outta here'],
'IOTTMCO' => ['Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer'],
'IOU' => ['I owe you'],
'IOW' => ['In Other Words'],
'IPN' => ['I\'m posting naked'],
'IRC' => ['Internet Relay Chat'],
'IRL' => ['In Real Life'],
'ISS' => ['I said so'],
'ISTM' => ['It Seems to Me'],
'ISTR' => ['I Seem To Remember'],
'ISWYM' => ['I See What You Mean'],
'ITM' => ['In the money'],
'IUM' => ['If You Must'],
'IUSS' => ['If you say so'],
'IYKWIM' => ['If you know what i mean'],
'IYKWIMAI' => ['If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do'],
'IYO' => ['In your opinion'],
'IYQ' => ['I like you'],
'IYSS' => ['If you say so'],
'IYSWIM' => ['If you see what I mean'],
'JAD' => ['Just Another day'],
'JAFO' => ['Just another fucking onlooker'],
'JAM' => ['Just A Minute'],
'JAS' => ['Just a second'],
'JC' => ['Just checking'],
'JIC' => ['Just in case'],
'JK' => ['Just kidding'],
'JM2C' => ['Just My 2 Cents'],
'JOOTT' => ['Just one of those things'],
'JPYL' => ['Just pulling your leg'],
'JT' => ['Just Teasing'],
'JW' => ['Just wondering (Wondered)'],
'JYYC' => ['Just yanking your chain'],
'K' => ['okay'],
'KBD' => ['Keyboard'],
'KFY' => ['Kiss for you'],
'KHUF' => ['Know How You Feel'],
'KIR' => ['Keep It Real'],
'KISS' => ['Keep It Simple, Stupid'],
'KIT' => ['Keep in touch'],
'KMA' => ['Kiss my ass'],
'KMRIA' => ['Kiss my royal Irish arse'],
'KOK' => ['Knock'],
'KOTC' => ['Kiss on the cheek'],
'KOTL' => ['Kiss on the lips'],
'KWIM' => ['Know what i mean'],
'KYPO' => ['Keep your pants on'],
'L8' => ['late'],
'L8ER' => ['later'],
'L8R' => ['Later'],
'L8RS' => ['Laters'],
'L8TR' => ['Later'],
'LAGNAF' => ['Let\'s all get naked and fuck!'],
'LAQ' => ['Lame ass quote'],
'LD' => ['Long distance'],
'LDR' => ['Long Distance Relationship'],
'LDTTWA' => ['Let\'s do the time warp again'],
'LIFO' => ['Last in, first out'],
'LLTA' => ['Lots and lots of thunderous applause'],
'LMAO' => ['Laugh My Ass Off'],
'LMFAO' => ['Laughing My Fucking Ass Off'],
'LMIRL' => ['Let\'s meet in real life'],
'LMK' => ['Let me know'],
'Lndn' => ['London'],
'LOL' => ['Laugh Out Loud'],
'LOL' => ['Lots Of Love'],
'LOLA' => ['Laugh Out Loud Again'],
'LOOL' => ['Laughing Outragously Out Loud'],
'LOPSOD' => ['Long on promises, short on delivery'],
'LQTM' => ['Laughing Quietly To Myself'],
'LRF' => ['Little rubber feet'],
'LTNS' => ['Long Time No See'],
'LTNT' => ['Long time, no talk'],
'LTR' => ['Long term relationship'],
'LULAB' => ['Love you like a brother'],
'LULAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
'LV' => ['love'],
'LWR' => ['Launch When Ready'],
'LYL' => ['Love ya lots'],
'LYLAB' => ['Love You Like a Brother'],
'LYLAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
'M8' => ['Mate'],
'M8 or M8' => ['Mate or Mates'],
'MFD' => ['Multi-Function Device'],
'MfG' => ['Mit freundlichen Gruessen'],
'MHBFY' => ['My Heart Bleeds For You'],
'MIHAP' => ['May I Have Your Attention Please'],
'MKOP' => ['My Kind Of Place'],
'MM' => ['Market Maker'],
'MMFU' => ['my mate fancies you'],
'MMHA2U' => ['My Most Humble Apologies To You'],
'MMS' => ['Multimedia Messaging System'],
'mo' => ['Moment'],
'mofo' => ['Mother Fucker'],
'MOMPL' => ['One Moment Please'],
'MOO' => ['Mud, Object-Oriented'],
'MOOS' => ['Member Of The Opposite Sex'],
'MorF' => ['Male or Female?'],
'MOSS' => ['Member Of The Same Sex'],
'MOTAS' => ['Member Of The Appropriate Sex'],
'MOTD' => ['Message Of The Day'],
'MOTSS' => ['Members Of The Same Sex'],
'MSG' => ['Message'],
'MTBF' => ['Mean Time Between Failure'],
'MTE' => ['My Thoughts Exactly'],
'MTFBWU' => ['may the force be with you'],
'MTFBWY' => ['May The Force Be With You'],
'MUBAR' => ['Messed up Beyond All Recognition'],
'MWBRL' => ['More Will Be Revealed Later'],
'MYOB' => ['Mind your own Business'],
'N00B' => ['Noobie (New Person)'],
'N1' => ['Nice One'],
'N2M' => ['Not To Mention'],
'NA' => ['Not applicable','n/a', 'Not affiliated'],
'NAK' => ['Nursing at keyboard'],
'NALOPKT' => ['Not A Lot of People Know That'],
'NAP' => ['Not a problem'],
'NBD' => ['No big deal'],
'NBIF' => ['No basis in fact'],
'NC' => ['No comment'],
'NCG' => ['New college graduate'],
'NE' => ['any'],
'NE1' => ['Anyone'],
'NE1' => ['anyone'],
'NE1 ER' => ['Anyone Here?'],
'NETHNG' => ['anything'],
'NF' => ['Nucking Futs', 'Fucking Nuts'],
'NFC' => ['No fucking clue'],
'NFI' => ['No fucking idea'],
'NFW' => ['No fucking way'],
'NG' => ['New gme'],
'NIFOC' => ['Nude in front of the computer'],
'NIM' => ['No internal message'],
'NIMBY' => ['Not in my back yard'],
'NIMQ' => ['Not in my queue'],
'NINJA' => ['No Income, No Job, or Assets'],
'NM' => ['NeverMind'],
'NMP' => ['Not my problem'],
'NO1' => ['no one'],
'NOYB' => ['None of your business'],
'NP' => ['no problem'],
'NQOCD' => ['Not quite our class, dear'],
'NRG' => ['Energy'],
'NRN' => ['No Reply Necessary'],
'NSFW' => ['Not Safe For Work'],
'NT' => ['No text'],
'NTK' => ['Nice To Know'],
'NTYMI' => ['Now That You Mention It'],
'NUFF' => ['Enough Said'],
'NVM' => ['Nevermind'],
'NW' => ['No Way!'],
'NYCFS' => ['New York City finger salute'],
'OAUS' => ['On an unrelated subject'],
'OBTW' => ['Oh, by the way'],
'OEM' => ['Original equipment manufacturer'],
'OIC' => ['Oh I See'],
'OK' => ['All Correct'],
'OLL' => ['Online love'],
'OMDB' => ['Over My Dead Body'],
'OMFG' => ['Oh my fucking God'],
'OMG' => ['Oh My God'],
'OMIK' => ['Open mouth, insert keyboard'],
'ONNA' => ['Oh no, not again!'],
'ONNTA' => ['Oh No, Not This Again'],
'OOC' => ['Out of character'],
'OOF' => ['Out Of Facility'],
'OOI' => ['Out Of Interest'],
'OOO' => ['Out of office'],
'OOTB' => ['Out of the box or Out of the blue'],
'OOTC' => ['Obligatory on topic comment'],
'OS' => ['Operating system'],
'OT' => ['Off topic'],
'OTOH' => ['On the other hand'],
'OTP' => ['On the Phone'],
'OTT' => ['Over The Top'],
'OTTOMH' => ['Off the Top of my Head'],
'OUSU' => ['Oh, You Shut Up'],
'OWTTE' => ['Or words to that effect'],
'OZ' => ['Australia'],
'PANS' => ['Pretty awesome new stuff'],
'PAW' => ['parents are watching'],
'PCM' => ['Please call me'],
'PD' => ['Public Domain'],
'PDOMA' => ['Pulled directly out of my ass'],
'PDQ' => ['Pretty Darn Quick'],
'PEBCAK' => ['Problem exists between chair and keyboard'],
'PIMP' => ['Peeing in my pants'],
'PITA' => ['Pain In The Arse'],
'PLS' => ['please'],
'PM' => ['Personal Message'],
'PMFJI' => ['Pardon me for jumping in'],
'PMIGBOM' => ['Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth'],
'PMJI' => ['Pardon My Jumping In'],
'PML' => ['Piss Myself Laughing'],
'PMP' => ['Peeing my pants'],
'PMPF' => ['Piss My Pants Funny'],
'PO' => ['Piss off'],
'POETS' => ['Piss on everyone, tomorrow\'s Saturday'],
'PONA' => ['Person of no account'],
'POOF' => ['Good-bye'],
'POS' => ['Parent over shoulder'],
'POV' => ['Point of view'],
'PPL' => ['People'],
'PRT' => ['Party'],
'PRW' => ['Parents Are Watching'],
'PS' => ['Post Script'],
'PTB' => ['Please Text Back'],
'PU' => ['That Stinks'],
'PZA' => ['Pizza'],
'QL' => ['Quit Laughing!'],
'QS' => ['Quit Scrolling'],
'QT' => ['Cutie'],
'R' => ['are'],
'RAT' => ['Remotely activated trojan'],
'RBAY' => ['Right Back At Ya'],
'RBTL' => ['Read between the lines'],
'RD' => ['Research and development'],
'RE' => ['Regards or Hello Again'],
'REHI' => ['Hello again or Re-hi'],
'RFD' => ['Request For Discussion'],
'RFR' => ['Really fucking rich'],
'RFS' => ['Really fucking soon'],
'RKBA' => ['Right to keep and bear arms'],
'RL' => ['Real life'],
'RLF' => ['Real life friend'],
'RLR' => ['Earlier'],
'RMLB' => ['Read my lips baby'],
'RMMM' => ['Read my mail man!'],
'RN' => ['Right now!'],
'ROFL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing'],
'ROFLMAO' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off'],
'ROFLOL' => ['Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud'],
'ROTFL' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing'],
'ROTFLMAO' => ['Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off'],
'ROTFLOL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud'],
'ROTM' => ['Right on the money'],
'RPG' => ['Role playing games'],
'RR' => ['Rest and relaxation'],
'RSN' => ['Real soon now'],
'RTBS' => ['Reason to be single'],
'RTDox' => ['Read the documentations'],
'RTFAQ' => ['Read the FAQ File'],
'RTFI' => ['read the fucking instructions'],
'RTFM' => ['read the fucking manual'],
'RTFM' => ['Read the Fucking Manual'],
'RTK' => ['Return to keyboard'],
'RTM' => ['Read the manual'],
'RU' => ['are you'],
'RUMORF' => ['Are You Male Or Female'],
'RUOK' => ['are you okay'],
'RUUP4IT' => ['Are You Up For It'],
'RX' => ['Regards'],
'RYO' => ['Roll your own'],
'S2R' => ['Send To Receive'],
'S4L' => ['Spam For Life'],
'SBIA' => ['Stands Back In Amazement'],
'SBTA' => ['Sorry, Being Thick Again'],
'SCNR' => ['Sorry, Could Not Resist'],
'SED' => ['Said Enough Darling'],
'SETE' => ['Smiling Ear to Ear'],
'SF' => ['Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction'],
'SFAIAA' => ['So Far As I Am Aware'],
'SFETE' => ['Smiling From Ear To Ear'],
'sfw' => ['Safe For Work'],
'SG4IT' => ['Search Google For It'],
'SH' => ['Shit Happens'],
'SITCOMs' => ['Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage'],
'SITD' => ['Still In The Dark'],
'SK8' => ['Skate'],
'SLIRK' => ['Smart Little Rich Kid'],
'SMAIM' => ['Send Me An Instant Message'],
'SME' => ['Subject Matter Expert'],
'SMEM' => ['Send Me E-Mail'],
'SMPF' => ['Shit My Pants Funny'],
'SMS' => ['Short Message Service'],
'SNAFU' => ['Situation Normal, All Fucked Up'],
'SNAG' => ['Sensitive New Age Guy'],
'SNERT' => ['Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager'],
'SO' => ['Significant Other'],
'SOHF' => ['Sense Of Humor Failure'],
'SOL' => ['Shit Out of Luck'],
'SOP' => ['Standard Operating Procedure'],
'SorG' => ['Straight or Gay?'],
'SOZ' => ['sorry'],
'SRO' => ['Standing Room Only'],
'SSDD' => ['Same Shit Different Day'],
'SSEWBA' => ['Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms'],
'STATS' => ['Your sex and age'],
'STFU' => ['Shut The Fuck Up!'],
'STM' => ['Spank The Monkey'],
'STR8' => ['Straight'],
'STYS' => ['Speak To You Soon'],
'SUM1' => ['someone'],
'SUYF' => ['Shut Up You Fool'],
'SWAG' => ['Scientific Wild Ass Guess'],
'SWAK' => ['Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss'],
'SWALK' => ['Sent with a loving Kiss'],
'SWDYT' => ['So What Do You Think?'],
'SWG' => ['Scientific Wild Guess'],
'SWTDRMZ' => ['Sweet Dreams'],
'SYS' => ['See You Soon'],
'T+' => ['Think positive'],
'TAFN' => ['That\'s all for now'],
'TAH' => ['Take a hike'],
'TARFU' => ['Things are really fucked up'],
'TAS' => ['Taking A Shower'],
'TB' => ['Text Back'],
'TBA' => ['To be advised'],
'TBC' => ['To be continued'],
'tbh' => ['To Be Honest'],
'TCB' => ['The Trouble Came Back!'],
'TDM' => ['Too Darn Many'],
'TDTM' => ['Talk dirty to me'],
'TEOTWAWK' => ['The end of the world as we know it'],
'TFDS' => ['That is For Darn Sure'],
'TFH' => ['Thread from hell'],
'TFN' => ['Thanks for nothing or Till further notice'],
'tfr' => ['Thanks For Reading'],
'TGIF' => ['Thank God it Is Friday'],
'THANQ' => ['thank you'],
'THNX 1.0' => ['Thanks a million'],
'THX' => ['Thank You'],
'THX or T' => ['Thanks'],
'THX, THN' => ['Thanks'],
'THX40' => ['Thanks For Nothing'],
'TIA' => ['Thanks in advance'],
'TIAIL' => ['Think I am in love'],
'TIC' => ['Tongue in cheek'],
'TLA' => ['Three letter acronym'],
'TLGO' => ['The list goes on'],
'TLK2UL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
'TM' => ['Trust me'],
'TMA' => ['Too many acronyms'],
'TMB' => ['Text Me Back'],
'TMFA' => ['Too many fucking acronyms'],
'TMI' => ['Too much information'],
'TMIY' => ['Take me Im yours'],
'TMK' => ['To my knowledge'],
'TMTOWTDI' => ['There\'s more than one way to do it'],
'TNA' => ['Temporarily not available'],
'TNC' => ['Tongue In Cheek'],
'TNTLLAC' => ['Try Not To Look Like A Cock'],
'TNX' => ['Thanks'],
'TOM' => ['Tomorrow'],
'TOS' => ['Terms of service'],
'TOT' => ['Tons of Time'],
'TP' => ['Team Player'],
'TPC' => ['The phone company'],
'TPTB' => ['The powers that be'],
'TSR' => ['Totally stuck in ram'],
'TSWC' => ['Tell someone who cares'],
'TTBOMK' => ['To the best of my knowledge'],
'TTFN' => ['Ta-Ta For Now!'],
'TTG' => ['Time to Go'],
'TTS' => ['Text to Speech'],
'TTT' => ['That\'s the ticket or to the top'],
'TTTT' => ['To Tell The Truth'],
'TTUL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
'TTWIG' => ['That\'s the way it goes'],
'TTYL' => ['Talk To You Later'],
'TTYL8R' => ['Talk to you later'],
'TVN' => ['Thank You Very Much'],
'TW' => ['Team Work'],
'TWIMC' => ['To whom it may concern'],
'TWT' => ['Twat!'],
'TXS' => ['Thanks'],
'TXT BAC' => ['text back'],
'TY' => ['Thank you'],
'TYVM' => ['thank you very much'],
'U' => ['You'],
'U2' => ['You Too'],
'U4E' => ['Yours For Ever'],
'UI!' => ['You Idiot!'],
'UL' => ['You Will?'],
'unPC' => ['unPolitically correct'],
'UR' => ['your'],
'UR' => ['You Are?'],
'URAQT' => ['you are a cutie'],
'URAS' => ['you are a star'],
'URT1' => ['Your are the one'],
'URW' => ['You are welcome'],
'URWS' => ['You Are Wise'],
'URYY4M' => ['You are too wise for me'],
'VBG' => ['Very Big Grin'],
'VBS' => ['Very Big Smile'],
'VC' => ['Venture capital'],
'VEG' => ['Very Evil Grin'],
'VFM' => ['Value for money'],
'VM' => ['Voice mail'],
'VRBS' => ['Virtual reality bullshit'],
'VSF' => ['Very Sad Face'],
'W' => ['with'],
'W8' => ['Wait...'],
'WAD' => ['Without A Doubt'],
'WAG' => ['Wild Ass Guess'],
'WAI' => ['What an idiot'],
'WAMBAM' => ['Web application meets brick and mortar'],
'WAN2' => ['want to'],
'WB' => ['Welcome Back'],
'WBS' => ['Write Back Soon'],
'WC' => ['Who Cares?'],
'WCA' => ['Who cares anyway'],
'WDYS' => ['What did you say?'],
'WDYT' => ['What do you think?'],
'WE' => ['whatever'],
'we' => ['Weekend'],
'WEG' => ['Wicked evil grin'],
'WF' => ['Way Fun'],
'WFM' => ['Works for me'],
'WG' => ['Wicked grin'],
'WGAFF' => ['Who gives a flying fuck'],
'WIIFM' => ['What\'s in it for me?'],
'WIIWD' => ['What it is we do'],
'WISP' => ['Winning Is So Pleasureable'],
'WIT' => ['Wordsmith in training'],
'WITFITS' => ['What in the fuck is this shit'],
'WKND' => ['weekend'],
'WLUMRyMe' => ['Will you marry Me?'],
'WNOHGB' => ['Were No One Has Gone Before'],
'WO' => ['without'],
'WOG' => ['Wise old guy'],
'WOMBAT' => ['Waste of money, brains and time'],
'wrk' => ['Work'],
'WRT' => ['With regard to'],
'WT' => ['Without Thinking'],
'WT' => ['What?'],
'WTB' => ['Want to buy'],
'WTF' => ['What The Fuck'],
'WTFRU' => ['Who the fuck are you?'],
'WTFWT' => ['What the fuck was that?'],
'WTG' => ['Way To Go!'],
'WTGP' => ['Want to go private?'],
'WTH' => ['What The Hell'],
'WTMI' => ['Way too much information'],
'WTTM' => ['Without Thinking To Much'],
'WU' => ['What is Up'],
'WUD' => ['what you doing'],
'WUF' => ['Where Are You From?'],
'WUWH' => ['Wish you were here'],
'WWDWIIWD' => ['When we do what it is we do'],
'WWY' => ['Where Were You?'],
'WYCM' => ['Will You Call Me?'],
'WYGOWM' => ['will you go out with me'],
'WYP' => ['What\'s your problem?'],
'WYRN' => ['What\'s your real name?'],
'WYS' => ['Whatever you say'],
'WYSITWIR' => ['What you see is totally worthless in real life'],
'WYSIWYG' => ['What you see is what you get'],
'WYSLPG' => ['What you see looks pretty good'],
'WYT' => ['Whatever you think'],
'WYWH' => ['Wish You Were Here'],
'XI10' => ['Exciting'],
'XLNT' => ['excellent'],
'XME' => ['Excuuuuse Me'],
'XOXO' => ['Hugs and Kisses'],
'Y' => ['why'],
'YA' => ['Yet another'],
'YA yaya' => ['Yet Another Ya-Ya'],
'YABA' => ['Yet another bloody acronym'],
'YACC' => ['Yet another calendar company'],
'YAFIYGI' => ['You asked for it, you got it'],
'YBS' => ['You\'ll be Sorry'],
'YCT' => ['Your Comment To'],
'YGIAGAM' => ['Your guess is as good as mine'],
'YGWYPF' => ['You get what you pay for'],
'YHM' => ['You have mail'],
'YIC' => ['Yours in Christ'],
'YKW' => ['You Know What?'],
'YM' => ['Young man'],
'YMMV' => ['Your mileage may vary'],
'YNK' => ['You never know'],
'YR' => ['Why Are'],
'YSYD' => ['Yeah, sure you do'],
'YTTT' => ['You telling the truth?'],
'YW' => ['You are Welcome'],
'YYSSW' => ['yeah yeah sure sure whatever'],
'ZZZ' => ['Sleeping, Bored, Tired']
}