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# File 'lib/zomba/core.rb', line 5
def initialize
unless File.exist?(Zomba::FILENAME) && File.file?(Zomba::FILENAME)
File.open(Zomba::FILENAME, "a+") do |f|
f.puts("Your computer must be missing some dependencies.")
f.puts("You most likely are running an old version of it.")
f.puts("It worked on my local computer")
f.puts("Did you delete something by mistake?")
f.puts("This is a network problem!")
f.puts("You requested that it works this way. Did not you?")
f.puts("That error means it was successful.")
f.puts("Did you type soemthing wrong that made it crash?")
f.puts("No one told me how it is supposed to work. so I was forced to guess my way into it.")
f.puts("Oh, you said you DID NOT want that to happen?!")
f.puts("The DNS has not propogated yet!")
f.puts("That part of the code was written by another developer who was fired!")
end
end
end
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